Say cheese my I’m to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts Blog-O-Holic! So this Saturday the TV show America’s Next Top Model was in town having an open auditions at the South Hill Mall. There was definitely some sweet talent standing in line and some others….well….I don’t know who told these girls they had model potential but they were lied to. While talking to a lot of the girls I realized how clueless they were about what modeling is. If you’re a pretty girl who takes her picture on a car…. that doesn’t make you a model. If you’ve been taking pics with a photographer to help out his portfolio…you’re not a model. If you’re a bikini barista…you’re not a model. If your job includes that you hand out key chains…you’re not a model. If when you do your taxes and the majority of your income isn’t from modeling…your not a model. I know a few REAL models in my personal life and you wanna know what their other job is when they’re not modeling…..THEY’RE MODELING!!!!! So it is always funny when you hit facebook and see all the “Models” who haven’t worked for one legit company in there life. Me and a few guys at work openly make fun of the modeling profiles created because most girls think doing a kissy face while you stick your ass out on a beach makes you a model….it doesn’t…..it makes you a joke. Here is a Video blog of me talking with a few potential “Models” as heard earlier today on The BJ Shea Morning Experience.

Thanks to all the chicks you spoke with me and as always a monster thanks to Vicky B for running video/audio while I acted the ass.

Don’t Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ

Amen my taking religion to the extreme Blog-O-Holic. So over the weekend the Westboro Baptist Church was in town. The Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) is an independent Baptist church known for its extreme stance against homosexuality and its protest activities, which include picketing funerals and desecrating the American flag. The church is widely described as a hate group and is monitored as such by the Anti-Defamation League and Southern Poverty Law Center. They use God as a shield to spread their word of hate. Surely you’ve heard of these idiots picketing all kinds of funerals, weddings, parades, ect. all because they say God hates homosexuals so much he hurts others for their actions…..so yeah, they’re probably the most evil type of person on earth. When I heard these dumbasses were in town I jumped at the chance to do a Jeetz on the streets and mock everything they stand for. This is extended video blog of Jeetz on the streets as heard yesterday on The BJ Shea Morning Experience. Enjoy……….

Needless to say the Westboro Baptist Church HATES me and I couldn’t be more proud. Big shout out to Vicky Barcelona for running audio/video while I jumped right in the middle of a hostile environment. God Damn it was fun making fun of them right to their face.

Don’t Waste Your Day (picketing hate), GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ

What’s crackin’ my beyond promiscuous Blog-O-Holic? So the sluttiest Seattle had to offer came out in the thousands yesterday to march in protest of a Toronto Police Officer who made comments to the effect if women don’t want to be sexually attacked they shouldn’t dress like a slut. Apparently this sent the world up in arms as there have been these protests in various cities all around the world for the last couple of weeks. What do they call this event……wait for it…….”The Slut Walk”. I’m not kidding, that’s the name. In fact when BJ and STP came to me with the idea about covering this thing, I in fact did think they were kidding. After a couple hours they finally convinced me this wasn’t a joke and was indeed a real event and to say I was stoked would be an understatement. If you’ve ever heard “Jeetz on the Streets” on The BJ Shea Morning Experience you know I’m going to just go crazy with my questions at anything called “The Slut Walk”. And I did. This is the video blog of “Jeetz on the Streets” with lots and lots and lots of sluts as heard this morning on The BJ Shea Morning Experience. Enjoy…..

What most people don’t know is that I was wearing a condom the whole time while doing this report in fear of catching something. I think at one point I smelt a rotten cookie….

Big thanks as always to a slut in her own right Vicky Barcelona for being my on-sight producer and running video/audio while I called every chick a slut and asked some really inappropriate questions.

Don’t Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ

Did you fart you gassy Blog-O-Holic???? I know what that is……it’s the final installment of my three piece series of my coverage of the “Scoop on Poop” exhibit at The Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium. If you missed the others, feel free to check out Blogging Under the Influence Numbers 44 and 46. Don’t make me TEST YOU!!!!!! Now back to me talking poop in this video blog. Enjoy…….

Again, lots of fun for you and your little nuggets, I mean turds, I mean squirts. Here is some more info….

Tacoma, Wash. – The topic of No. 2 will be front and center this summer at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium with the new exhibit “The Scoop on Poop: The Science of What Animals Leave Behind, ” which opens May 21 and runs through Sept. 11.

The subject matter that can make people of all ages giggle and squirm is the focus of the exhibit that delves into the science of poop and how it is used by both animals and humans. The popular exhibit is based on the book by science writer Wayne Lynch and is an in-depth examination of the role of animal excrement – the good, the bad and the smelly – and mixes fecal facts with fun.

“The Scoop on Poop gets past the gross out factor that many of us have with poop to describe the important role it plays in nature,” zoo deputy director John Houck said.

“The exhibit is filled with fun – and funny – displays about something we usually don’t talk much about,” Houck said. “It’s great entertainment and good clean fun for kids and adults.”

The exhibit, housed in the upper level of North Pacific Aquarium, is full of interactive displays and interpretive graphics, along with audio, video and artifacts.

Don’t Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ

How’s it flowing my crazy combine driving Blog-O-Holic? So over the weekend I traveled to Lind,WA for The Combine Demolishing derby. They bill it as a town of 350 turns to 10,000 for this crazy event…..lived up to the hype! Had quite an adventure and instead of me rambling on I’ll let this video blog do all the talking. Enjoy…..

…………still a little hungover.

Don’t Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ

Mmmmmmm smell it my nose pinching Blog-O-Holic. So as you might’ve known I went down to the Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium to do a multi-piece report on their newest exhibit “The Scoop on Poop”. This is the second part of the three piece series. If you missed the first part, you can go check out Blogging Under the Influence #44….but now that I think about it, just watch and read all of my blogs. And on a further note..from here on out don’t let me catch you missing another one. Well unless you’re allergic to having fun and laughing….then stay clear of my blog. In fact you’re already risking to much…grab your computer and immediately throw it out of the closest window. For everyone else that isn’t a dork, here is the second part of “JEETZ on the Streets” with “The Scoop on Poop”…

Again it is really a lot of fun down at Point Defiance and this exhibit is FREE with paid admission. Good times for you and your little turds. Here is some more info on the exhibit…….

Tacoma, Wash. – The topic of No. 2 will be front and center this summer at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium with the new exhibit “The Scoop on Poop: The Science of What Animals Leave Behind, ” which opens May 21 and runs through Sept. 11.

The subject matter that can make people of all ages giggle and squirm is the focus of the exhibit that delves into the science of poop and how it is used by both animals and humans. The popular exhibit is based on the book by science writer Wayne Lynch and is an in-depth examination of the role of animal excrement – the good, the bad and the smelly – and mixes fecal facts with fun.

“The Scoop on Poop gets past the gross out factor that many of us have with poop to describe the important role it plays in nature,” zoo deputy director John Houck said.

“The exhibit is filled with fun – and funny – displays about something we usually don’t talk much about,” Houck said. “It’s great entertainment and good clean fun for kids and adults.”

The exhibit, housed in the upper level of North Pacific Aquarium, is full of interactive displays and interpretive graphics, along with audio, video and artifacts.

Don’t Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ

How’s it hanging my looking for love in all the wrong places Blog-O-Holic? This last Saturday the hit TV show “The Bachelor” was in town doing auditions for their next season. Whenever a TV reality shows based on finding “love” airs, it brings out the skeptic in me to say the least. The success rate of these shows is probably around 5%. It’s just not real life. If you meet somebody under the umbrella of a TV show in some tropical setting….that’s just a little hard to live up to. Not to mention you have to compete for the love of someone meaning you have to watch them hookup with lots of other suitors. On top of all of that once someone is picked, then the couple has to stay away from each other for months till the season finale is broadcasted. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ASKING A CHICK OUT TO DINNER AND DRINKS??????? So I set out to get to the bottom of it and brought the camera crew with me. This is an extended video version of “JEETZ on the Streets” as heard earlier this morning on “The BJ Shea Morning Experience”. Check it………..

Had a great time out in Kirkland. It was a awesome sunny day and the Woodmark Hotel was flat out sick. Throw in the fact that I have hot chicks all around me and to say it wasn’t a tough day at work was an understatement. Again, big thanks to everyone at ABC for being so cool, thanks to everyone at The Woodmark for all the hospitality, and as always HUGE thanks to Vicky B for running audio/video.

Don’t Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ

What’s the haps on the craps my deuces wild Blog-O-Holic? Today’s blog focuses on all things poop. Yup, poop. I was recently brought down by the fine folks at The Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium to check out their newest Exhibit “The Scoop on Poop”. I promise you I’m not kidding. What I found out was there are a bunch of really fun facts about poop that I would’ve never thought of. This is the first installment in a series of videos as JEETZ on the Streets gives you The Scoop on Poop! Enjoy…….

Had a great time and definitely worth checking out for you and your little turds. Here is some more info on the exhibit….

Tacoma, Wash. – The topic of No. 2 will be front and center this summer at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium with the new exhibit “The Scoop on Poop: The Science of What Animals Leave Behind, ” which opens May 21 and runs through Sept. 11.

The subject matter that can make people of all ages giggle and squirm is the focus of the exhibit that delves into the science of poop and how it is used by both animals and humans. The popular exhibit is based on the book by science writer Wayne Lynch and is an in-depth examination of the role of animal excrement – the good, the bad and the smelly – and mixes fecal facts with fun.

“The Scoop on Poop gets past the gross out factor that many of us have with poop to describe the important role it plays in nature,” zoo deputy director John Houck said.

“The exhibit is filled with fun – and funny – displays about something we usually don’t talk much about,” Houck said. “It’s great entertainment and good clean fun for kids and adults.”

Don’t Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ

What’s slammin’ my smack talking, chair swinging, elbow dropping Blog-O-Holic? So this last Sunday the WWE brought one of their monthly Pay Per View spectaculars to the Key Arena as KISW presented WWE “Over The Limit”. I’ve been an off and on wrestling fan my whole life as I think everyone was in the late 90’s. I’ve always loved the Bad guys or “Heels”. There is something awesome about a guy who tells everyone how much better he is then you, flips the crowd the bird, and still weasels’ his way out with the Championship. I haven’t been up to date on the current product so knowing I was going to the event, I spent the last 6 weeks catching up on what’s going on. To the absolute dismay to my chick. What I found that there are 3 AWESOME bad guys in CM Punk (probably my favorite), Alberto Del Rio, and the Miz……..yeah, the dude from the Real World! I can’t believe I’m reporting that the goofball from the Real World is not only good, but he is a former WWE Champion and one of the top heels/superstars in ALL of pro wrestling. And if you don’t believe me just ask him and he’ll tell you “Cuz I’m the Miz, AND I’M AWESOME!!!!!!” With all that said, “The JEETZ” shipped down to layth the smack talk with all of Seattle in this video blog. This is an extended video blog of “JEETZ on the streets” that aired yesterday on “The BJ Shea Morning Experience”. Enjoy…….

As for the actual event, the WWE always puts on a good show and the crowd was great. Randy vs. Christian and The Miz vs. Jorts Cena were the Main Events and lived up to the hype. Big thanks to all the rowdy Rock-o-holics who came and kicked it with me. And as always, a MONSTER thanks to Vicky B for running the audio/video while I acted the fool and ran my mouth. “What cha going to do BROTHERRRRRRRR, when JEETZ on the streets runs wild on YOU!!!”

Don’t Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ

What’s kickin’ you orange slice eating Blog-O-Holic?? This last Saturday, the biggest rivalry in American soccer was renewed for the first time in a MLS game. Of course I speak of your Seattle Sounders vs. the EVIL Portland Timbers. The atmosphere pre-game was electric as Sounders fans packed SODO to sing, chant, parade, tailgate, and of course get their PARTY ON! There was even a couple Timbers fans mulling around in AWE as they were clearly jealous of the kickass time they know Portland can NEVER match. So I headed down to Quest Field with a mic and a camera crew to speak with some peeps and get the vibe from both sides of this grudge match. This video blog is the extended video version of “JEETZ on the Streetz” that aired this morning on The BJ Shea Morning Experience. Enjoy…..

The match ended in a 1-1 draw but the largest attended Sounders MLS game in history was AMAZING!! This all the while some of the hardest most consistent rain dumped on everyone for the entire game and nobody ever left their seat. Not even a 30 second break from the crap in the sky. Big thanks to Miles, Thrill, and promotion director stud Brian Thorpe for hooking me up with tix to a game that was sold out for months…..and got me first row. Also HUGE thanks as always to Vicky B for being the most badass on-site producer and running the audio/video while I acted the fool and slammed beers with all the fans. And lastly, I don’t care if the Superbowl comes to Seattle….I will NEVER drink bacon soda ever again.

Don’t Waste Your Day, GO GET WASTED!!!

JEETZ