I read a story about Anaheim Angel’s player Howie Kendrick that shows how ungrateful some athletes can be.
Allegedly, Howie and his wife made an 8-year-old boy cry when he refused to sign a baseball card for him.
According to an Orange Country woman, Howie moved into their neighborhood for the remainder of the Angels’ season and out of respect, they didn’t bother him until the day that he was moving out. When the 8-year-old asked for his autograph, Howie refused by saying, ‘It’s not going to happen’ and that we were rude for asking.”
The mother claims that Howie’s wife Jody then came out of the house and said, “I can’t believe you’re still standing here. This is really rude and it’s not going to happen. It’s sad that you’re still standing here.”
Can you believe that? It drives me insane to see how big of a-holes some of these sports players are today. It’s usually the American players who are the worst; they act like spoiled rich brats and don’t try to provide the best customer service possible to their fans!
I would understand if Howie did this to an adult because more likely than not they just want to sell the autographed item, but this was an 8-year-old kid! Is there anything more iconic then a kid with his baseball or baseball card in his hands, hoping to have one of the big stars to sign it? It is the beautiful family friendly image and yet Howie allegedly acted like a jerk about the whole thing, probably ruining it forever for this kid.
I have something to tell you Howie Kendrick, if I was the owner of the Angels or if I was manager Mike Scioscia, we would having a meeting where I tear you a new one for not understanding that this is not what you want to be in the news for! Whenever you do something that doesn’t shine you in a positive light, it will hit the news almost instantly!
The reason you get to go out and play ball for a living and get paid a ridiculous amount to do so is because of fans like that little boy, and by not signing one card and being a jerk, you just lost the respect of hundreds, possibly thousands of fans.
Lesson learned…to be extra careful when walking around my house in the morning. I try to get around the house in the dark so that I don’t wake up the wife, but every so often I walk into things, slam my toe on the bed frame, etc…the other day, I walked out of the bathroom….back into the dark bedroom, and stepped on Lucy, my dog!!!!! I heard a yelp & it wasn’t a squeaky toy that I stepped on. Stupid dog, every other morning when I get up she stays in bed, but this time…she decides to lie down on the floor right by the door! Then again, as much as I love my pup, she isn’t playing with a full deck.
I got this text:
Steve a must watch on YouTube, search elephant fail!!!!!! It’s hilarious
Here is the video…and I 100% agree…hilarious!
That doesn’t look all that comfortable.
Speaking of uncomfortable…today we kleaned that Vicky B. is into being dominated, choked, tied up…etc…why did we learn this? All because of this story:
There’s a new book out called “The Book of Kink: Sex Beyond the Missionary” that lists some of the world’s strangest sexual fetishes. Here Are Seven Fetishes You Didn’t Know About:
–Body inflation fetish is getting turned on by seeing yourself expand. People who have it enjoy wearing inflation devices under their clothing.
–Tamakeri is getting turned on by the special pain you feel after getting kicked in the package.
–If you get aroused by the thought of having sex with bread or raw dough, then you have a condition known as . . . yeastiality.
–Someone with emetophilia likes watching other people vomit.
–People who are into having sex with an armpit . . . have the fetish known as axillism.
–Eproctolagniacs are also known as flatulophiliacs. They like when people break wind in front of them.
–And finally, Frotteurism, which is attraction to rubbing up against non-consenting strangers.
Based on a story that lists 7 strange fetish’s that you probably never heard of…what is your “kink”? What strange thing turns you on? Here are the texts:
Bj, wife and i do the adult baby thing. We have a collection of related items, which include disposable diapers tailored to look like a classic pampers or huggies from the mid 1990s. Mostly the wife will dress up, and often leads to foreplay and sex. Plz, this fetish has NOTHING to do with children and is often miss associated.
My girl is my submissive. She loves for me to beat on her till she bleeds. She is also really into needle play. The last time we “played” we had 57 needles
I dated a girl who wanted me to break into her apartment and rape her……… that relationship ended shortly there after!
like to sleep with my girl and her sister, no they’re not twins but they do look alot a like.
To watch 2 strainght guys get it on…Stella
i truely love showing off. i get off listening to the boys’ reaction. Ttyl
I knew a guy who got turned on by women shaving their legs
I love amputee porn..
I love women with braces. I love women who are pregnant. And midgets. All my friends know about it and think I am nuts.
A couple times my husband got turned on by having me lick his eye ball. Not the lid, but the actual eye. It creeped me out, but I did it
So the Today show was taping their final hour here in Seattle…we sent our very own Hot Kyle down there…dressed as Green Man to get a report…huge thanks to KING5 for tweeting this pic of us, they Tweeted BJ saying that they think they noticed a friend of ours in the audience…haha!
Last Thursday, police in Fairview, Oregon solved a case that they’d been investigating for more than a month. Someone had been chopping down trees in Fairview Woods Park…about a dozen since the start of September. Police Chief Ken Johnson got a tip that two teenagers were in the park with an ax…he tracked them down, and they admitted to cutting down the others. According to them, they did it for the same reason teenagers do a lot of stupid stuff…because they were bored. They told the chief, “There’s nothing better to do. It’s better than drinking.” Except it’s not, really. Underage drinking would have been a misdemeanor, but at a cost of $10,000 per tree, the damage qualifies the kids for a charge of felony criminal mischief. Based on this, looking back…what dumb things you have done because you were bored? Here are the texts we got on this:
We use to make the dogs in our neighborhood chase us as kids and jump over the wall so it wouldn’t bite us , I was the only one who didn’t get bit, elise
Me and my gf of two weeks were watching space Odyssey and got so bored we decided to drive to Idaho to get married at the hitching post. No 3 day waiting!
I was stoned and bored so I hooked speaker wires through my braces and the speakers worked but it gave me a stutter for a couple day not the best of ideas
We used to drive around smashing mailboxes hanging out of a car window! turns out thats a federal offense- good thing we never got caught! that and homemade pipe bombs….
I put gas in a bucket of water and lit it om fire..duckman
“borrowed” neighbors car when i was 15, cops pulled me over two hours later and i spent the weekend in juvy. the keys were in it, how could i not!
My buddy and I both got pneumonia when we jumped into his pool in the middle of a snow storm
Used to sneak out and put condoms over peoples front doorknobs at nite
I blew up a hundred pounds of pizza dough up with a pipe bomb. I don’t work at dominoes anymore. Love Chadd
Today’s Video Blog features Duff McKagan…Duff is reading from his new book “It’s So Easy — And Other Lies” at the Neptune Theater tonight. Get tix at www.stgpresents.org
We received an email from “Jane” who needed some Group Therapy. She has been married to her husband since August and they’ve been together for three years.
Recently they had a conversation about fantasies, which they have never done before, and it left Jane a little freaked out.
Her husband told her that his hottest fantasy he has is to have her get it on with another guy while he watches.
First off, nothing good ever comes from talking about your fantasies if you’re married. Steve suggested making up something that is very safe like, “my fantasy is to wake up next to you every day,” because she will most likely get put off or mad at anything else.
Men, I’m telling you right now, DO NOT tell your wife something about you that is a little “off” in your life. Don’t tell her the truth about her appearance and don’t tell her truth about something about you that is a little “freaky”. Subscribe to the rule that if you can’t tell your mom something freaky that you enjoy or are interested in , don’t tell your woman.
Reason being, there are two things you will most likely never find: Sasquatch and a non-judgmental woman.
Sadly it’s the way it’s become, and if you ladies really want true honesty from your man, then spread the word to your fellow woman get of their high horses and stop putting down men for liking something that is encoded in their biology.
HUGE thanks to everyone that swung by Verizon Wireless at the Bellevue Square Mall yesterday…it was great hanging with everyone…hell, even BJ swung by!!! Russell Okung from the Hawks was there too, and without question, Russell is my new favorite Hawk…he couldn’t have been a nicer guy. Seriously, the dude is super cool. He’s a big fella too…makes sense since he’s on the Offensive Line…Here I am with Russell:
When Russell found out we were on the radio, he asked if he could come in and watch one morning…uhhh…hell yeah Russell, we would love to have you on the show! Let’s hope #76 joins us on the show.
Ladies & Gentlemen…here is the text of the day…it came in at 6:38:
Hey im a truck driver at the piers n seattle and i have a whore n my truck shes giving me **** now
I read this on air…and all I could think is that if the guy texted this, that means he was listening, which means that the whore was listening too (not talking, based on the text – waka waka)…so I had to say hi to her through the radio, “Hi Whore.”
Scientists, sound therapists, and an electronica band called Marconi Union have teamed up to create what they say is the most relaxing song ever written. It’s called “Weightless,” it’s eight minutes long, and they say it’s so good at making people fall asleep, that you should NOT listen to it in your car. Their studies found that it relaxed people even more than a MASSAGE. Here’s the song…don’t fall asleep!
I’m sorry…do we really call this music? It’s more like sounds. You know when a band writes a cool song, the guy that came up with the riff will show it off to his band mates in excitement …what happened when Marconi Union came up with this gem…do you think he was like, he guys, check this out: booooooooooooooooooop…..uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmp….deeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich turned down the chance to score a major motion picture. He tells Newsweek that Quentin Tarantino wrote the fight scenes in Kill Bill to Metallica’s songs “Enter Sandman” and “Sad But True,” and wanted Ulrich to score some original music for the movie. Lars turned it down saying he felt the script was, quote, “out of my realm of understanding.” So does he regret his chance to be part of film history? He says, quote, “it’s the single biggest mistake I’ve made in the creative department.” Metallica and Lou Reed’s new album, Lulu, is out on November 1st.
Lars Ulrich says turning down the chance to score the music to Kill Bill was the single biggest mistake he’s made in the creative department…what about you? Looking back on your life…What is the single biggest mistake you have made? Here are some of the texts we got:
Biggest mistake.. smoking away a college scholarship
Turning down a chance to go to nashville and record some music bcus of my controling boyfreind…love u guys!
Dropping out of high school
Accepting peanut butter treats from my master signed lucy
turning down a job at a radio station in the bahamas. to go to college instead
Knocking up my best friends sister we were 19 at the time and she was 17
When i was 18 i turned down a job offer to work in alaska for three months with a buddy. I would have made 20k for three months work. I stayed for a girlfriend that dumped me one month later.
Not taking a month trip, fully paid for to Europe with my family because I didn’t want to be around their cig smoke.
I knew this hot chick that wanted a 3some with me and and her best friend but she lied all the time so i said no then she sent me a pic hrs later of them in bed
Me getting out of navy. 4 more years could have retired at the age of 40. Thanks joe in port orchard
In September of 98 I had a chance to buy a small part of a company called google turned it down cause I thought it was a stupid idea…. FML!!
I passed up the chance for a 3some with a guy and his girlfriend, but it turned out that his girlfriend was a german shorthair!!!
I passed on a full scholarship to go to UCONN to play football because I wanted to take a year off from school. Ended up joining the army a 6 yrs later on
There’s a lot of cool John Lennon memorabilia that you may wish you had the money to buy, but would you buy his tooth? The tooth is being auctioned off in England on November 5th. It’s expected to command at least $16,000. John gave it to his housekeeper in the late ’60s. He told her she could give it to her daughter “as a souvenir.” Check out a pic of the tooth.
Seriously? I’d rather one of Ringo’s pubes than that…ok, wait, let me re-think that. That is just crazy!
Based on this…what is the strangest “souvenir” that you own? What odd piece of memorabilia do you have?
A water bottle that peter steele drank from at a concert at the rock candy
Unfortunately I still have a that guy Ty signed buzz T-shirt. How can you get rid of that!
A piece of confetti from the 05 hawks championship game
strange keep sake is my sons braces 2 yrs 6 sergery’s n 6000 later…a reminder of what he over came.. …..raro…..
I still have the titanium rod from breaking my leg 8 years ago
I have the original small hotel food menu, that Dave Mustaine wrote on, on the back of the menu, that he original fleshed out the song “Hanger 18″ on. Horrible Handwriting lol
Most girls save the rose a guy gives them on the first date. My guy gave me a jar of peanut butter on our first date. I saved the the empty jar- lucy in Puyallup
I have the tip of my finger in a jar when I had it cut off in August, maybe I can sell it when I become famous!…sprinkler guy
A bloodstained floor board from kurt cobains house is one of the weirdest memorabilia I have.
still have my metro pass and receipts from my 9/11 day in NYC. Including airline boarding passes showing I was there. - Patt the graphic geek
I have a pair of Shannon Hoon’s favorite socks that he used to wear. Ricky - Puyallup
I still have a pic of me doing it with a fellow female while in bootcamp
I have a used drum stick from the late great kieth moon. I also have some prop guts from gwar
Today’s video blog features some graphic novels that BJ got in the mail from Chuck at Comic Evolution.
Yesterday, during Group Therapy, I read an email from Justin who was having problems with his company.
His company is a part of a charity and even though participation was required, donating is not; however, he has to respond to emails saying he doesn’t want to donate. The only reason Justin thinks they are being pressured so much into donating is because their CEO of their company is also a chairman for the charity.
Justin wanted to know if it was right that he had to go out of his way to say that he doesn’t want to donate, or if other companies do this as well.
The fact that he has to respond to these emails just to say “no” is a very lame, strong armed tactic by the boss.
I believe that charities are like religion; it should be something personal and you shouldn’t be questioned or forced to participate in a charity that you don’t think is for you…just like you shouldn’t participate in a religion you don’t think is for you.
We had a listener named Tim call in telling us the company he used to work for used to chase him around just to donate; at that point, you know it’s no longer a charity, but a religion.
Whenever somebody thinks they have an idea that everyone should follow and then forces it on them, it becomes a religion, and religions can be dangerous. Don’t believe me? Look at September 11th.
Never donate to a cause you don’t believe in, find a charity that suits your life and give to that; don’t let anyone push you to do otherwise.
This is yet another reason why I am a Keith Price believer! I am loving the new QB for the Huskies, not only for his on the field play, but his post game interviews. Keith was being interviewed by Steve Kelley, who applauded him for his cool demeanor…especially for a sophomore. Keith’s response was…uh… “Price”-less: “Yeah, this is what I’m supposed to do. This is what I’m getting paid for — is to play.” Kelly asked if he is really getting paid, because well…he’s a college athelete & that’s a big “no no”, and Keith quickly replied: “No, no! Scholarship Money! Scholarship Money!” hahaha! Here is the video of it:
Looks like Phoenix Jones is inspiring Seattle-ites to be heroic!!! Around 4:30 p.m. yesterday, a woman was leaving her workplace in Downtown Seattle, when a man knocked the woman to the ground and ran off with her purse. A witness to the crime followed the suspect to his car and, with help from another unidentified person, confronted the suspect and held him until a patrol sergeant drove by. An off-duty police officer also ran to the disturbance and helped to handcuff the suspect. An adult male was booked into the King County Jail for investigation of charges of robbery.
Based on this story of citizens that chased and caught a purse-snatcher…when did you help stop crime? What happened? Here are some of the texts we got:
Stopped a car jacking at northgate mall, and stopped a gang of girls from taking a coat off of a handicapped girl
My brother roped a half naked drunk guy running from the cops and when he pulled on the rope the guy tripped and broke his nose. Good citizens arrest story.
Saw a peeping Tom at my neighbors last night. Held him at gun point until police arrived. From Sean in Des Moines
I am a very fat man. I was one of three guys who tackled a shop lifter a a grocery store…I sat on the guy until the cops showed up (he could not move and begged the cops arrest him just so I would get off of him)…..Glowdaddy
Attempted rape plus me and an axe handle equals one thankful woman and one douche with a permanent limp and fake teeth
some guy robbed a coffe store and my dad chased the guy and tackled him in the middle of the street and held him till the cops showed
Once me and some friends knew the city cops were looking for these teens robbing cars in town. So me and my friends made a group and sat in trees and bushes with walkie talkies stood watch on the town and chased dowm the people stealing. And called the police. We got a medal from the city hall. -raymond, Bremerton
One day during my lunch break I saw a guy run out of a jewelry store with a gun. I chased him down, tackled him, and held him until the cops got there.
The new iPhone has an optional feature called “Find My Friends”, basically if your friends have it installed and give you permission, you can view their GPS location on a map at all times. A guy from New York City whose online screen name is “ThomasMetz” suspected his wife was cheating on him. So he bought her a new iPhone 4S last week and installed Find My Friends on it without telling her. Then, late Saturday night, she told him she was going to a friend’s place. But her GPS location from Find My Friends showed she was at a different location…at a guy friend’s place in a different part of the city. Thomas had already suspected that she was having an affair with the guy…and now he had his proof. When he texted her, she lied and pretended she was at her girl friend’s place. ThomasMetz posted this story on a message board, complete with screenshots. He wrote, quote, “Thank you Apple, thank you App Store…these screenshots [are] going to play well when I meet her [a**] at the lawyer’s office in a few weeks.”
Based on a story of a guy that busted his wife for cheating thanks to the new iPHONE 4s…whether it be for cheating or anything else, how did you get busted? How did you bust someone? Here are some texts:
My ex cheated with my cousins good friend at my cousins house. my cousin secretly told me then let me walk in the house on them.
Stupid stripper glitter!
I didnt shower and went home to bed. She got off work and went to wake me up with action and busted me!
Found messages on wifes Facebook talking about her being sad because some dude didn’t want the BABY and she had an abortion.
I busted my wife in january by looking at her blackberry while she was being treated in the hospital emergency room. Found out by seeing her text and facebook messages that she was having a nearly 2 year affair. Divorce final hopefully this week. –alex
I got busted cheating because the girl i cheated with posted on my facebook wall that she had a great time and wanted to do it again. And she knew i had a girlfriend
BJ talked about this story this morning…in case you missed it:
Pamela Meyer is an expert on LYING. She’s studied people for decades to find the main signs that they’re not telling the truth. And she put together this list of the eight secrets of spotting someone who might be lying to you. Check it out . . .
1. Liars distance themselves from the subject. Like, for example, how BILL CLINTON said “I did not have sexual relations with THAT WOMAN.” Saying “that woman” was a way to distance himself.
2. Liars use qualifying language. Things like “to tell you the truth” or “if I’m being honest.”
3. Liars look you in the eye TOO much. They also don’t fidget, and freeze their upper body.
4. Liars offer up too many details.
5. Liars who are trying to avoid punishment are more likely to suggest strict punishments. For example, OJ’S hunt for the real killers.
6. Liars put barrier objects between themselves and the person questioning them. Even little barriers, like picking up a pillow, or putting a coffee mug on the table.
7. Liars repeat questions before answering them.
8. Liars point their feet toward an exit.
Today’s Video Blog stems from a conversation this morning about washing your hands after going #1.
Last week we talked about Chris Chaney, the 35-year-old Florida man who was arrested for hacking into the email accounts of several celebrities, including Scarlett Johansson and Christina Aguilera. We all remember this incident because it is how the nude pictures of Scarlett Johansson surfaced.
Chaney has now come out claiming that he didn’t hack into their accounts for “monetary gain” but because he became “addicted” to looking behind the curtain of famous people’s lives.
Chaney said, “It started as curiosity and it turned into just being, you know, addicted to seeing the behind-the-scenes of what’s going on with these people you see on the big screen every day.I was almost relieved months ago when [the authorities] came in and took the computers… because I didn’t know how to stop doing it myself.”
I can’t stand it anymore; everything is a freaking addiction now! We’ve created a society of losers by basically saying they can make an excuse for anything.
They should make an example of Chaney because as much as people like to see pictures of Scarlett Johansson, it’s still an invasion of her privacy and she doesn’t deserve something that awful happening to her.
He faces 26 counts of computer hacking and can spend up to 121 years in federal prison, and I say go ahead and give him the whole 121 years!
We need to start teaching people that no, you are not special, that you can’t get away with everything, and you will be punished when you behave like an idiot.
What a weekend…my wife & I finally saw the T-Birds win a game…for the last few years we have gone to 10 or so games, and every time we have gone, they have lost…well that all changed on Saturday, as we took my brother to the Wingdome in Kent, and then the T-Birds game, and they finally won! It was awesome…they won 4-2, plus there was a fight…a perfect game!!!!!!
So my wife & I joined the dark side…she got a Mac Book Air…wow…I get it…I get the cult like obsession…I need to leave right after the show to get a Mac desk top computer, an iPAD2, and iPHONE4…ok, maybe not…yet!
BJ went to the Carpenito Brothers Pumpkin Patch over the weekend, and went through the corn maze, and didn’t get lost! Props to BJ…proving that not every person from the Boston area gets lost in a corn maze!
“It was a nightmare” – haha I love it!!! What a dummy!
How awesome of a story is this…Alex Torres is a porn star named Voodoo. And on weekends, he works as a skydiving instructor at Skydive Taft, near Bakersfield, California. But Skydive Taft fired Alex on Monday after police began investigating him for having sex in midair, filming it, and posting it online. Alex recently videotaped himself doing a tandem jump with Hope Howell, who’s a receptionist at the skydiving academy. They started going at it in the cockpit while sitting next to the pilot, continued having relations as they moved to the airplane door, and then jumped out. They kept at it while they were falling, and filmed the whole thing. Alex posted the video on an age-protected blog, and somehow kids at a nearby high school saw it, and their parents notified police. The police decided everything was legal. There’s no law against having sex on a private plane, and since no one SAW them having sex as they fell, there’s no public nudity violation. The FAA is checking to see if they can take any action against the couple for distracting the pilot. Check out the screen shots…how awesome is this!
Atta boy buddy…at the end of the day…you lost a job as a skydiving instructor…I’m guessing that isn’t a lifelong career, but that video,…that video & memory will last a lifetime!
Based on this story…where was the riskiest place you have done the deed? Did you get caught? Here are the texts we got:
I had sex in a half full movie theater i was able to finish and it was some of the best i ever had
In the bed of this girls pick-up….and then again on her front lawn…3:00oclock a.m…..is that your dad staring out the front window of your your house?
In a church parking lot at 9am on a Sunday morning! They weren’t the only people saying oh God!
Inside an old mortar Bunker in the Kuwait desert. Very sandy.
In the back of my friends truck while he was driving down south tacoma way… From duck man
Did my X in the hospital between the nurse and doc’s visit.
In a family changing room at theYMCA..it WAS WITH A GIRL
I have 3 places, dressing room at Macy’, in and elevator , and at Safeco up in nosebleed section. Life is short, play hard
In between a doctors visit, the doc stepped out, we got busy on the checkup table then the doctor walked in as we finished and finished the checkup. Mack
I was a night watchmen at liberty island, and i had action in the torch of the statue of liberty.
Sex in a mobile home display. Bedroom, bathroom kitchen, you name it. Not caught very fun.
I had sex at a Chuck E Cheese’s in the little room next to the stage show and I did not get caught.
Mayors office.
Craziest place was in the walk in fridge at subway. Who knew the boss kept a camera in there?
In the back of a greyhound bus. no we didn’t get caught
The humane society lucy and steve
Ive been skydiving and its amazing! Havin sex while doin it hell yeah!
i once had sex with my then girlfriend (now exwife) at a police station lobby bathroom. We were volunteers there and took adv.
Pizza hut in the pizza dough warmer
Key arena during a Sonics game
Zachary Quinto just came out & said that he is gay…so Spock is gay (which probably maked Sulu / George Takai a happy fella)…this reminded us of that hilarious Spock/Kirk bit:
According to a new survey by Hilton, 69% of Americans now have a bucket list of things they want to do before they die, either in their heads or written down.
–Here are the most common goals that appear on our bucket lists:
–83% want to travel to a specific destination.
–61% want to achieve a professional goal.
–59% want to volunteer for a cause or perform big charity work.
–44% want to see a specific concert, sporting event, or performance.
–38% want to do something DANGEROUS like skydiving or white water rafting.
–29% want to meet a specific celebrity.
–And 19% want to rekindle an old relationship.
–The average number of items on people’s bucket lists is 11.
–56% of people say they expect that MONEY will keep them from completing everything on their list . . . and only 28% believe they’ll check off the next item within one year.
69% of Americans have a bucket list, what is on yours? Have you already accomplished anything on your bucket list? If so…what is it? Here are some texts we received:
My number one is to sleep with Vicky b…aye mommy!!!
3some with twin sisters. Age not important (must be legal, though).
Hook up with Vicky Barcelona. Let me get an aye poppy? Tice in Ballard.
Visit Germany during Oktoberfest. Take a lap around the Nordschleife of the Nurburgring. This year I checked off seeing Rammstein in concert.
I want to sample each ethnicity, so far I have 5 checked off and just need to get the last one….hispanic
On my list is to take my wife to a game at Lambeau, and be in the endzone seating when one of the players takes a leap up.
Streak through UW campus = check
Today’s Video Blog features video we came across where a Skydiving Instructor that was fired after having Sex with his receptionist in mid-air…and Filming It!
I read a survey from Couponcabin.com that found that bringing a coupon on a first date is no longer frowned upon.
Of the people surveyed, 26% of them said they would react positively to a coupon on their first outing. Also, 73% of them said they that if their date used a coupon, they would stay on the date and go out with them again.
Here is what the survey found when they asked under which dating circumstances they find acceptable for coupon use:
–Anytime: 73 percent
–When you’re married: 37 percent
–When you’re a student: 32 percent
–As long as it is not on the first date: 16 percent
–Never: 4 percent
This is very interesting because it shows that thriftiness may now be a quality people are looking for in a partner.
It wasn’t always like this; I’ve heard so many women who are well educated and intelligent talk about this, and it just frustrates the hell out of me because they just open their big fat mouths and complain that a man should never use a coupon on the first date!
When I’ve asked them why a man shouldn’t use a coupon on the first date, they have given me the dumbest response: “Oh because everybody knows that!”
That’s when I tell “little Miss Educated” that her “reason” is just an emotional rant, not an answer.
I don’t think a man ever gets a fair return on the free meal he gives to a woman, unless he gets to have sex with her that night. Some men might disagree with me because they are looking to form something long term eventually, but if you take a look at the amount of all the first meals we’ll see that most of them didn’t pan out into anything.
Look at this economy! It would be stupid to not try and save a few bucks here and there, especially when it comes to something that can be fairly expensive like dating.
Police arrested a guy on Wednesday night…he was busted for urinating on a house, but it didn’t stop there. Apparently this outdoor pee’er rang the door of a home, and the homeowner didn’t open the door…even though the guy asked to chat with his wife. The owner told him he had the wrong house & to beat it. Well, the urinator didn’t leave…he rang the doorbell again, whipped out his junk in front of their front window, and then tried to steal a truck! Hahahaha!!!!! Police showed up…he tried to get away…when they questioned him, he said his name was Satan, and when asked why he exposed himself, the man said, “Because his wife is hot” – Hahahahaha!!! Oh, it gets better, Satabn told the police that he planned on starting the truck with his penis and taking off. Best story…ever!
The NBA season is in jeopardy and the two sides are far apart on a new labor contract. For those that are wondering if the players asking for too much? Mono-Nick has come up with his Top 3 Demands from The NBA Players. Here they are:
–Dunks by white dudes to count double.
–Kobe finally revealing, in explicit detail, exactly how Shaq’s rear end tastes…point to Steve to play the Shaq song.
And the Number One Demand from The NBA Players:
–Unlimited sex with LeBron James’ mom.
Amber Madison is an author who traveled the country, surveying more than 1,000 men for her book “Are All Guys [A-Holes]?” Here are some things she found out:
–44% of men say they’d take a girl on a few dates, text her frequently, and fake an interest in her . . . just to have sex.
–35% of men would take it further, and actually lie about how much commitment they’re willing to offer in order to get sex.
–Added up, that means 79% of guys are willing to lie to have sex.
Personally if only 79% guys lie to have sex…that means the other 21% lied when asked if they have ever lied to get action. Based on her findings…whether it be for sex…or anything else….what is the biggest lie you have told in order to get something? Here are some texts we got:
I’ve told females I wasn’t married just to have sex
my ex-boyfriend lied to me for 11 months saying he wasnt doing drugs, when in fact he was, just so he could have sex with me. Ashley from Eatonville
I’ve gone on dates just for the free food. I don’t have a female friend who hasn’t and in fact it was my mother who taught me that. Women ARE a-holes.
I convinced a girl that the more she had sex with me the bigger her boobs would get. –lexx
I had to not only lie but had to act like I had mono to get my diploma after I missed two months of school my senior year, and it worked. Camtheviking
I said i love you to a chick so i could have sex with her. She also ended up buying me a bunch of clothes and stuff. But in the end all that stuff wasn’t worth the crazy shit she pulled to try and get me to be with her.
I told a girl that my wife was dead and that I just wear my wedding so that I will never forget het to have sex
I lied about my grades to go Disney World…I changed the grades on my report card…My parents knew and beat my butt when we got back. Glowdaddy
A roommate of mine used to lie about a dislocated shoulder telling women he was wounded in war. It got him laid. He was a army supply clerk never left the wire.
My ex wife told me she was a good person to convince me to marry her!
my friend lied about having a coke addiction to cope with the struggle of his imaginary wife leaving him with 2 kids to get pity sex.
Huge thanks to Phoenix Jones for joining us again this morning…the guy is a cool dude, and the more you talk to him, the fact that he is a self proclaimed Super Hero doesn’t seem all that crazy anymore. In fact we got this text:
I used to hear about phoenix jones and thought he was a nutbar, but hearing him talk for a couple minutes…now I think he’s frickin’ awesome!
Phoenix told us how he is married to a super hero named Purple Rain, and I had to ask if they have ever been intimate while in their super hero outfits, to which he said his outfit is not equipted for that type of “heroism.” Yesterday Phoenix took his mask off outside the courthouse to reveal his true identity…here is a pic of Phoenix Jones with his wife, Purple Rain!
Today’s Video Blog features a new member of the Topshelf family…Princess Sophia!!!!
