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Leave a Comment | Posted by BJ Shea on October 31, 2011

Last week we talked about the 15-year-old girl who stabbed two freshmen girls at Snohomish High School.
An unnamed 15-year-old decided she wanted to go to school last week, armed with two knives including an 8 inch butcher knife with the intention of stabbing someone who was “at the wrong place at the wrong time”.
Luckily the 14-year victim, who was in critical condition after being stabbed 20 times, is said to be ok.
Now I’ve read a lot of news stories that have come out saying that the 15-year-old has a history of mental illness. According to one report, she has been suspended from school before after she reportedly became “obsessed” with two other girls, refusing to “let them have other friends,” and threatening to kill the boyfriend of one.
Does it take an outsider to say what really a big issue here is?
I’ve lived here for 12 years and I’ve lived in different areas of the country and I know the weather here has an adverse affect on the people. We have more suicide per capita, more use of heroin and meth, and more use of prescription drugs for depression here.
So when are we going to realize that as soon as a child experiences or shows signs of dangerous behavior, we have to keep them monitored?  Seriously, how does someone let a girl like this loose in the school?
 I hope that the parents of the two stabbing victims sue the government so that our stupid governor can start implanting programs to make sure things like this never happen again at a place we have to send our kids to.
We really need to come to grips with the fact that people in Western Washington should be in therapy and the only people who argue with me on this are people who self medicate and/or are out of their minds. People just don’t want to believe that they should be talking to someone when studies have shown that this area messes with them due to the lack of sun.
This 15-year-old girl should get a minimum of 20 years in an institution where she gets therapeutic help.
I’m tired of this; some poor parents have to deal with this horrific situation just because we don’t want to face the facts that this weather makes people crazy.
How many more kids have to get stabbed because people here are too proud to face the facts?

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Happy Halloween everyone!

Halloween always reminds me of the funniest moment in TV history…when Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown did the Monster Mash on Jimmy Kinmmel Live! a  few years ago.

Today is Halloween, so many kids will be out…you may get tired of kids yelling “Trick-or-treat!”, but it could get worse . . . Here are Mono-Nick’s Top 3 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From a Trick-or-Treater.

–Before I step foot on your property, I’m required by the state to disclose a couple things about my past.

–Mind if I use the candle in your pumpkin to light my crack pipe?

And the number one thing you don’t want to hear from a Trick-or-Treater.

–That’s my mom behind me on the sidewalk. She said she used to know you and to tell you, “I’m yours.”

According to a new survey sponsored by Blockbuster, costumes inspired by pop culture are almost 1,000% more popular this year than politically-inspired costumes. They found that one in four Americans who are going to dress up will be wearing a movie or TV-themed costume. The survey also found that 70% of adults plan to watch a scary movie at some point around Halloween. 29% will watch at least five.

Based on this…what is your favorite scary movie? Or…what did you dress up as for Halloween? Here are the texts:

I am dressing up as Lara Croft at work today. Call me a nerd but I guess it helps that I play video games.

Dead silence scares the hell out of me! I hate movies that go quiet and i hate dummies more. I’m going as an orange crayon

Melissa from Bremerton: I was a real housewife of new jersey. Proper thought I was dressed as a gold digging whore… Close enough!

My wife & I dressed as Gomez & Morticia Addams! We won best couple’s costume at the bar we went to.

For a party I was charlie sheen and my girlfriend was my beat up hooker black eye blacked out teeth and baby powder all over her face for coke

I dressed up as Bob Ross. The hippie painter, everyone loved it, I had the easle and paint brush saying in that soft voice, lets paint some happy trees

mini skirt and bikini top…. i was a bikini barista.

Movie would be The Strangers and I’m dressing as a garbage man Red the chicken man

Was going to go as Lucy but Steve kept trying to get me to eat peanut butter on some stick…

Watched all 3 paranormal activity movies. I was the green lantern, my bf was wolverine (; Elise, Seattle

Hey its Laura from Bothell! One movie I always watch for halloween is hocus pocus! Its not scary but how can someone not watch it for halloween!

Earnest scared stupid!!

Here’s a real heart warming Halloween story…OK, maybe not…but this is freaky as all hell:

A 17-year-old girl working at a haunted house is in critical condition after accidentally HANGING herself last Thursday. It was at a place called Creepyworld in Fenton, Missouri. She’d only been working there for two days, and was scaring guests in what was supposed to be the haunted house’s master bathroom. There was a bathtub with a noose hanging above it. Police aren’t sure what happened, but they think she climbed onto the bathtub and put her head through the noose, to make people think she’d hanged herself. Then they think she slipped, and ended up hanging herself for real. Customers were going through the haunted house at the time, but no one reported that there was a hanging victim in one of the rooms. A co-worker found her hanging unconscious. Now she’s in critical condition. Yikes!!! I can’t fault the people going through…I’ve been through a few haunted places, and the people that are the actors really do a good job selling what they are doing.

So BJ and I were in Dallas, and it was a great time! We were there for a radio convention, and while there we went to a Dallas Stars game, as the timing was perfect since they played my favorite team…The New Jersey Devils. Sadly the Devils lost. While at the hotel, every night we ended up at the bar in the hotel, and every night there were real life hookers in the bar…I’m not kidding! Granted, I didn’t ask them if they were “Ladies Of the Evening”, but when you show up to the bar alone…wearing a mini-skirt that goes maybe 2 inches down from the “vag”, and have super fake long nails….and gigantic high heels….I’m guessing “whore”! I learned a valuable lesson…my enthusiasm about prostitutes in the bar did not translate well when I called my wife later that night. Call me nuts, but she didn’t see the novelty when I called and said “Hun…there are whores in hotel bar…how cool is that?” Her response was great: “Um, why is that cool?” Call me immature, I just found it fascinating that they were there…it was interesting though, BJ & I were wondering why they weren’t booted from the hotel, but we observed how they operated…they didn’t approach a single person, and sat there, playing on their phone, waiting for someone to approach them. I never saw anyone go up to them, except for one radio chick that went up to them to compliment one of the hookers on her choice of shoes…that was rather entertaining.

On the way home from Dallas, the guy next to me was flying for the first time in his life…he was from Dallas but his sister moved to Seattle 2 years ago, so he was visiting her for the first time. He is 34 years old! Wow…I thought that was crazy that he never flew until yesterday. Based on this…what ordinary experience have you never done…or what is something that you recently did for the first time that is surprising to people when they find out? Here are some texts we got:

Im 27, grew up in the country and have never rode any type of motorcycle

i finally went too disneyland last year when i was 21 – from adakin

Dan in everett….im actually doing 2 things that most people have done already. Going to Vegas for the first time and getting my first tattoo in December

I’m 30 and financed a truck, I’ve never financed ANYTHING in my life

I’m 21 and have never left washington state let alone get on a airplane!! Rachel G from Renton

Im 27 and ive never gone sking or snowboarding

I am 33 and will be going to my first concert this sunday Richard B. Riley

Finally gave in and got facebook.

I’m 27 and never driven a manual car

I’m 22 and hadn’t ate a twinkie until about a year ago and i could of gone my whole life without and been happy -from tali

For some reason people are REALLY surprised when I tell then I’m 30 years old and have NEVER tried a drug in my life, never smoked a cigarette!!! I thinkthe surprise factor comes from the stereotypes associated with the tattoos and piercings I have.

Oo so.. Gave up willing to change tired..

I am 32 and i had gummi bears for the first time yesterday. those little drops of goodness are awesome! jon from puyallup.

At 29 I have never been in a fist fight. Just never had the luck I guess…

Im 21 and never been 2 a seahalks game

Today’s Video Blog features the Rev & Hot Kyle showing off their Halloween costumes…plus we check out what some celebs dressed up as over the weekend.

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Leave a Comment | Posted by STP on October 26, 2011

The big talk this morning is if Tim Tebow actually kissed one of his teammates on Sunday…this is crazy! On Sunday, the Denver Broncos quarterback allegedly kissed Demaryius Thomas after Thomas caught a touchdown pass. The Broncos went on to beat the Dolphins 18-15. Here is the video…I personally am skeptical that it was a kiss…

Yes, their lips locked…but it happened so fast that part of me thinks their faces just collided, but when you slow it down & pause it…sure, it looks like a kiss. Granted it was odd that while that was happening, Demaryius Thomas was doing a cup check on Tebow! Waka Waka!

Well this Tebow controversy inspired Mono-Nick to come up with one of his “lists”! Here is Mono-Nick’s Top 3 Signs Your Team’s Quarterback Might be Gay:

–He LOVES getting sacked.and I’m not talking about on the field, 

–When asked what his favorite part of playing football is, he responds, “Team showers.”

and the number 1 Sign Your Team’s Quarterback Might be Gay.

–The referee finds him at the bottom of a pile with a smile on his face.

An Arizona construction worker is facing an assault charge after he allegedly licked the scraped knee of a woman who had fallen and injured herself as she walked to her car in a parking lot. The bizarre incident began last week when the victim, having just finished work, tripped and fell to the ground, scraping her left knee in the process. While on the ground, three men drove up in a golf cart to see if she needed assistance (the men were working at an adjacent construction site). After one of the workers helped the woman to her feet, she continued walking to her vehicle. According to the Police report, two of the subjects drove back towards the construction site, but a third one did not. That man, identified by cops at Martin Soto, approached the woman as she sat in her car with the driver’s side door open. Soto, 43, asked to see her knee and if she needed medical help. The woman admitted that she was not thinking when she rolled up her jeans exposing the scrape on her knee. As soon as she did this, Soto bent over and licked her scrape. The woman, describing herself as “freaked out,” quickly pushed her pant leg down. As she was doing this, Soto, who was wearing a reflective vest, allegedly began to hug her (one of his hands was under the woman’s shirt). He also “licked the left side of her face several times” before the woman pushed him away and shut her car door. When confronted Friday by police, Soto “admitted to licking” the woman’s knee. He was then arrested and booked for assault.

Based on this…finish this sentence… “I can’t believe I saw a complete stranger do_________”

scariest place on earth los angeles bus terminal in addition to seeing a mugging, I saw a large black man wearing a pink tutu carrying a giant boombox that was playing the song itsey bitsey spider.

I can not believe I saw this Guy who was probably eighteen or so driving through everett naked and pleasuring himself in his white Ford f150 with a dirt

I saw a guy in bk sniff this girls seat when she got up and left lol

In college I caught a guy watching me from behind a shelf and wanking in the library

I was working in Seattle and saw a woman take a dump on someones lawn.

hot yoga… Guy right in front of me in a black speedo. his junk was all swollen! who wears that to hot yoga?

Saw a stranger kick my mailbox over in Jacksonville Fl and repeatedly drop the peoples elbow on the mailbox until the cops showed up

homeless man jacking off at the bus stop. he stops mid way and asks me for a cig. i told him he didnt even finish yet and kept walking

A stranger at a party tried to nurse my baby. She was about 55!

I cant belive that i saw a old ladie walking down the road in crotchless tights

I was playing golf at west seattle. And the dude was whacking off in the woods. Not a pretty sight.

On my school bus, there were two fat kids doing it. The driver came down to yell at them and the kid offered him to get in on it

While on a patrol in afghanistan I walked up a hill and there was a guy going to town on a cow

Last week in bellingham I saw a man with his pants down having relations with a stop sign

A study says that when people are trying to have sex with someone (one night stand), they don’t care about that person’s politics…based on this…is there anything that someone can say to stop a one night stand? Has anyone ever said or done something that totally killed your mood & you stopped trying to hook up with them? Here are the texts we got:

A guy friend i grew up with tryed one night to get with me one night and probly could have suceeded until he told me he slept with my mother and thought of me the whole time. Hold up you slept with my MOM ummm no thank you

I was at a local bar trying to hook up with chick when getting ready to leaving she tells me she had 5 kids never ran so fast in my life

She asked me to call her Mommy thats just a hair over the creepy level i can dig

She said she would tell my wife

Oh by the way i hav HERPIES! That kild it 4 me!

My ex was riding me one time and in the heat of passion I yelled “YEEEEEHAAAWWW!”. Needless to say… Sexy time came to a “whoa”. Pun intended.

She blurted out…”I just want someone to love me for me”…..have a nice ride home sweetheart

girl warned me if ex stopped by, he would kill me. Uh, see ya later

husband had deployed fo iraq earlier that day……Yeah went home alone

She said to. Hurry up,her husband and kids will be home soon .

On the way to her place she says can you stop and pick up my kid from my mom’s. Definate mood killer.

She said she has herpes but dont worry I havent given it to anyone. I bailed.

That’s not my favorite brand of peanut butter! Lucy….

It was on until she said “I’m pregnant so you don’t need a condom” game over

Today’s video blog is an Intern Challenge. Based on a story we read of a stranger that licked a woman’s knee after she fell & scraped it…Hot Klye has 60 seconds to find a stranger to lick his knee…will he do it?

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We read an email from Kathryn who was worried about her 13-year-old son going hunting with his dad. He has gone hunting with his dad before, but Kathryn is worried because this will be the first time he goes with his own gun.

Kathryn wanted to know at what age is it appropriate for a kid to go hunting with a gun?

At the very end of the segment, we talked to Mike, the only listener who called in siding with Kathryn on not letting her son use a gun.

Mike’s argument was that we have laws that say that we are not allowed to drive a car until 16, you’re not legally an adult until you’re 18, and you’re not allowed to drink until you’re 21, so he doesn’t understand why it should be ok to let a 13-year-old carry a gun.

Mike also tried to argue that those are the kids who bring guns to school and do heinous things with them. There are responsible gun owners; it’s the irresponsible human beings who don’t know anything about guns who usually are the ones to bring them to school.

Mike also argued that they should change the laws regarding hunting ages and I don’t understand why.

If a parent is there hunting with his kid, teaching him how to respect the gun and the animals they are hunting, what is the problem? If a person is being irresponsible and leaves a gun lying around for a kid to play with and they end up hurting someone, then yes, come down on that idiot parent for their stupidity.

We shouldn’t punish everyone else who is being responsible for the stupid actions of the few! There are plenty of people who break the law even though they are the proper age! How many people drink and drive when they’re 25 for example? Should we change the drinking age limit to 26?

I’m so tired of living in a country that wants to punish the majority for the actions of the minority! If the majority of gun owners were idiots, then sure, but the majority of them seem to be responsible with their gun safety habits.

Leave a Comment | Posted by STP on October 25, 2011

BJ came across this study by the University of Sunderland in England…they did a massive international survey on pornography that’s pretty interesting. Here are some of the preliminary results:

1. Women 18-to-25 are the biggest porno fiends. I call B.S. on this…there is no way more chicks are watching porn at that age than dudes…maybe the collective minutes watched is higher with women as opposed to guys…especially with guys in that demo…it probably doesn’t take too many minutes watching what they are watching before they are done watching…ya dig?

Between ages 26 and 35, the genders basically even out their porn frequency and importance. After that, it becomes more frequently viewed and more important to men.

2. Here are the main reasons people watch porno, in order. “I feel horny” . . . “I’m bored, can’t relax, or can’t sleep” . . . “I WANT to feel horny” . . . “I don’t have anything better to do” . . . “It’s a good way to enjoy my sexual interests/fetishes.” The five least popular reasons for watching porno are: “I saw a pop-up ad and clicked it” . . . “I want to see things I shouldn’t do” . . . “I want to see things I wouldn’t do” . . . “I like the drama of the stories” . . . and “For a laugh.” Yeah…anyone that clicks on a pop up are idiots…unless you like infecting your computer with virus’s.

3. Here are the main places people go for porno, in order. Free porno sites, like Porntube.com or YouPorn.com . . . downloads . . . “amateur” websites . . . sexual fiction sites . . . and specialty fetish sites. Hey…let’s not forget Tube8.com!

Notice that DVDs and magazines didn’t make the list . . . they both finished in the middle of the pack. I’m not surprised by this…it’s just like music…no one buys the…uh…hard copy anymore. Waka waka!

The places people go the least are: Porn star pay-per-view sites . . . porno studio pay-per-view sites . . . live sex cam sites . . . hook-up or AdultFriendFinder-type sites . . . and chatrooms. I’m shocked “Grandma’s house” didn’t make this list too!

4. Here are people’s overall opinions on sex, in order: It keeps you physically and emotionally healthy . . . good sex requires communication . . . real sex isn’t like porn sex . . . sex is best with feelings involved . . . and sex is about connection.

The five least popular opinions are: Sex is overrated, everyone does it . . . sex should involve pushing your boundaries . . . porn can spoil real sex . . . sex works best with a lot of fantasy . . . and sex can get you close to who you really are.

Yesterday was a tough day. The free preview of NHL Center Ice package is gone. They get me every year…I get sucked into the ability to watch pretty much every game, and I need to break down & get it. I’m tight on cash right now, so I am going to see if Versus…oops…I mean NBC Sports, the NHL Network, and CBC will be enough to satiate my hockey needs. I am so excited for this weekend…BJ & I will be in Dallas & we got tickets to see my fave team, the New Jersey Devils, play the Dallas Stars!

So the big news is that the McRib is back…that is all I saw on the internet yesterday, people were posting how excited they were on their Facebook…the funny thing is that I had no idea that it was off the menu…I thought when they last put it on the menu, it just stayed on there. It seems like they do this every year…which is brilliant, because every year people go nuts about it returning! I never eat the McRibb…I have no issue against it…I just usually opt for Big Mac, Double Quarter with Cheese/no onion, or the McNuggets as my meal of choice. Speaking of McDonalds, I came across a list of seven fast food chain items that you can only get in other countries. Check ‘em out . . .

Burger King’s Meat Monster. In Japan, Burger King serves a double bacon cheeseburger with a grilled chicken breast on top. All on one bun. I want this, but you can’t tell my wife, as that sounds like a weeks worth of calories!

McDonald’s McVeggie. In India, where Hindus don’t eat beef, McDonald’s doesn’t serve hamburgers. Their McVeggie features a patty made out of bread, potato, peas, carrots, and Indian spices. I’ll pass on this one!

McDonald’s McZuri. In Switzerland, McDonald’s offers a patty made entirely out of VEAL. It’s covered with mushrooms and caramelized onions. Pass on this too!

Subway’s Paneer Tikka Sub. In India, Subway offers a sub that’s basically ROASTED COTTAGE CHEESE. They take cottage cheese, marinate it in barbecue sauce, roast it into slices, and put it on a sandwich. I know I’m probably in the minority on this, but I kind of want to try this…I am a cottage cheese enthusiast after all. That didn’t sound right!

KFC’s Krushers. In Germany, Australia, South Africa, and other countries, KFC serves thick milkshakes called Krushers. They have flavors like mango, strawberry, and Kit Kat. Kit Kat milkshake? Sign me up!!!!!!

McDonald’s Bubur Ayam McD. In Malaysia, McDonald’s serves a dish that features chicken strips, ginger, and shallots in a chicken broth porridge. Not even sure what this is, so I will pass. I don’t eat things I can’t pronounce.

Burger King’s Trio Supremo. In Brazil, BK serves a combo of onion rings, chicken nuggets, AND fries smothered in cheese and bacon bits. C’mon B-K…make this here in the U-S-Of-A!!!!!! Smother pretty much anything, within reason, with cheese, and I want it in my belly!

An unidentified man in Vallejo, California spent nine hours trapped in a little kid’s swing last week…after trying to win a bet with friends. The man and his friends were in Blue Rock Springs Park at 9:00 P.M. on Friday night. The friends bet him $100 that he couldn’t fit into the kids’ swing on the park swingset . . . they were the hard plastic swings with the leg holes. So the guy lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent, and managed to squeeze his legs through the holes in the swing. But when he tried to get out and collect his winnings, he realized he was stuck. And his friends left him there in the swing all night. A park caretaker showed up for work at 6:00 A.M. the next morning, and heard the guy screaming for help. He called the fire department, and they used a two-step process to free the man from the swing…First they cut the swing chains and took the guy, still wedged into the swing, to the hospital. Then at the hospital, firefighters used a cast-cutting saw to remove the swing from the guy’s legs. He suffered minor injuries but he’s fine.

Based on the story of a guy who was stuck in a kids swing over night because of a bet…when did a bet or a dare go wrong? What did you, or someone you know, do? Here are the texts we got:

When my brother and I were 13 I dared him to dance around are neighborhood in my moms bikini because he dared me to french kiss a toilet. –Kate

My friend drank vase water that had rotten flowers in it. I bet him 5.00 he wouldnt do it and after he did it he called in sick the next two days and eventually had to be hospitalized for a week for gastro intestinal issues. To this day he has stomack ulcers and has a very strict diet.

Because of a dare, I kissed a guy (I am male), and it wasm’t even my dare!

Once a friend dared me to take a 10ft drop on my bike. So i did it, and when i landed i smashed my boys, fell of the bike and hit my head on a rock

I was bet $25 that I would not squeeze an entire bottle of spicy brown deli mustard into my mouth. I did it, and instantly got the worst sinus infection that lasted almost two weeks.

My friend wanted me to make some cookies really bad, so I dared him to taze himself… Next thig I know, he’s in the floor havin a seizure.

I once ate twenty six clouds of garlic on a dare and my boss wouldn’t let of come to work for a week because of the smell

bet my friend 20 he couldnt throw a cutco knife in the air and spin it 3 times and catch it without cutting himself. he cut himself needed stitches and i kept my money

I made a bet i can pick up 5 hookers in 1 nite, (no sex) without getting caught. The 3rd try, i saw the red lights. I loss fifty bucks.

My mom told me and my sister we couldn’t jump a train , so we did and ended up the engineer seen us stopped the train had called police we got taken home in cuffs and had to do 100 hrs each community service and right 1000 page report in why it wasn’t a good idea…

A guy in Rhode Island named Joey DeFrancesco may have figured out the most satisfying way to quit a job: Earlier this month, he posted a video on YouTube where he quits after three years at a Renaissance hotel in Providence. How he does it makes the video so great: He brings along a brass band. The video is hilarious…check it out:

Based on the guy that quit his job with a brass band…what is the most unusual way you or someone you know has quit their job? Here are the texts we received:

On my 21st birthday my boss wouldn’t let me go home I was suppose to be off at 7pm and at 10 he still wouldn’t let me leave and I was locked in the building. So I wrote a resignment letter up real quick and threw it on his desk and walked out of the fire escape which set off the fire alarm and never looked back

I once went to lunch and never came back. haha… job sucked!

smacked my boss in the face with a burger patty and threw my shirt in the broiler got a drink and walked out

I quit my waiting job during rush on a friday night by dropping a huge stack of clean plates in the lobby in front of all the waiting guests and screamed

2 jobs ago, I borrowed best line I ever heard from Ainetta the Mood Setta. Walked into boss’s office said ” I quit this bitch!” Gman Drew

Told my supervisor I was going to quit and I wanted to talk to her about it in her office, closed the door, had sex with her, and left.

My good friend Chris worked at a local garbage company in Pierce county.He took his into the woods like 10 miles and waited till 300 in the afternoon to call the boss on the radio to quit.He dident pick up any of his 700 plus stops.He went deer hunting and had his girlfriend pick him up.It took them 3 weeks to find the truck.

I know a cook who quit the Coast Guard by lighting up a joint and blowing the smoke in his XO’s face as he came through the chow line.

Quitting: left a note cause boss was an extreme “D”, and didnt show up the next day.

Today’s Video Blog features the worlds largest burger and food items featured at fast food joints in different countries.

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Marty Rathbun has posted a copy of an internal Church of Scientology document on his blog that suggests that the church has launched an intense investigation into the lives of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park.

Rathbun, who is the former Inspector General of the Religious Technology Center (RTC), (the organization that controls the copyrights and trademarks of the materials relating to Scientology), says that Scientology was so enraged after the 2005 South Park episode called “Out of the Closet”, that a “witch hunt” was ordered.

The document reads that they are trying to find a direct line to Stone and Park and even their friends and family were targeted.

“There are some strings that will be pulled on the PRC on Stone,” the document states, “Otherwise the special collections will be debugged in order to get some viable strings that can be pulled”. Rathbun then explains that “Special collections” is Scientology code for “trash digging.”

What a creepy organization; if you’re a religion that was formed by a guy who used to write science fiction novels and is now your new messiah, how can you not get made fun of?

What do you expect? I wish I could sit down with John Travolta and/or Tom Cruise and ask them what they are thinking.

I have no problem with anyone wanting to be religious, but this is another example of religious nut jobs taking things too far. This is an invasion of Trey and Stone’s privacy and I hope something gets done about it!

Leave a Comment | Posted by BJ Shea on October 24, 2011

Last week we talked about some new revelations to the Victoria Liss “horrible tip” story. For those who don’t know, Victoria Liss is the waitress from Bimbo’s in Capital Hill who posted a picture of a tip she received that said, “You could stand to lose a few pounds” and has received nationwide attention.

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The newest revelation was of an online review from an unidentified person who describes the night of said incident.

The reviews states:

“My girlfriend and I had without question the worst restaurant/bar experience of our lives. The woman who was supposed to be serving us seemingly ignored us for 25 minutes.”

Also according to the reviewer, they were served double-decker tacos, which they didn’t order and they asked for regular tacos, the reviewer says that their waitress shot back with the snarky comment about how he “could use a little weight.”

That is a big part of the story that Victoria Liss left out and if that’s true, that’s pretty lame on her part.

So basically he was given too much food after receiving bad service, and then was insulted by Victoria which led to his response.

Victoria responded saying that she didn’t do anything to offend this person and as a feminist she thinks it’s completely uncalled for a man to pick her apart physically when angry.

Didn’t you say something to offend him first?

Why is ok for a feminist to comment on a man’s appearance but it’s not ok for a man to recommend back on the woman’s appearance?

Aren’t feminists about equality? Then why is it that you believe that you should be treated better?

By the way Victoria, maybe everyone else in the city won’t grill you the proper way, because you’re a woman and you’re not supposed to do that but guess what? I will! If you are an idiot, male or female, I will grill you!

Victoria really sounds like a smarmy, Facebook, internet troll, who only likes to go and make other people’s lives miserable even though she caused the miserable interaction in the first place.

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Did you catch the Today Show on Friday morning? Ok…why did I even ask…of course you didn’t! There was something worth watching, as it was day #2 that Kathy Lee & Hoda (yes there is a woman on the show named “Hoe-Dah”) were in Seattle, and our intern, Hot Kyle, was there making a scene behind them. It’s pretty funny to watch…here is the video:

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Props to Kyle for acting a fool in the Green Man outfit!

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Hell…even our boss got an email from a friend of his, this is a great comment:

Since I am unemployed and have noting better to do, I love watching/making fun of Hoda and Kathy Lee on the Today show. I LOOOOOVE seeing your green dude in the KISW t-shirt!

He’s the best part of the show. Seriously.

Atta boy Kyle…way to make the Today show something worth watching for a change!

On Saturday, demolition crews brought down the southern end of the Alaskan Way Viaduct. Thousands of people from around the area had a chance to walk on the viaduct and take a memento home. Over the next few years the state and city will be building an underground deep bore tunnel and give the Seattle skyline a new face. Here is a piece that KOMO 4 did on the Viaduct going “bye bye”:

Based on the fact that many people were upset to see the end of the Alaskan Way Viaduct, so much so that thousands of people showed up on Saturday for the demolition…what is something that you miss that used to exist in Seattle? Also…What is something in Seattle that you would absolutely hate to see go? For me its RKCNDY…I loved going to shows there..that was the first place I saw a concert in Seattle (Bloodhound Gang & Nerf Herder)…I must have been at that place a few times a month (Modest Mouse, Harvey Danger, Murder City Devils, tons of other bands)!!! I alsop miss the old version of The Crocodile…don’t get me wrong, the new version is an awesome venue, but the old place has many fond memories for me! Here are some of the texts we got:

The Sonics.. r.I.p.

Don’t take my gum wall!

Would hate to see Dicks or Red Mill burger go away.

I would hate to see kisw the rock go or leave seattle!! you guys rock bitches!! Nick from Everett

As a kid I loved seeing the pink toe truck off the mercer street exit

The Kingdome. I still remember singing the national anthem for Mariners games when I was a kid.

Alcohol at the strip clubs

I think we all have to agree that seeing the space needle go would have to be a sad sight.

I pretty much grew up in the mercer arena, now it’s storage for the opera house…

Ed The Tuba Man

Seattle wouldn’t be the same without Dicks! -Nichole

Twin teepees resteraunt right next to beths cafe. The resteraunt was shaped like 2 large teepees w a fire in the center! Great breakfast place!!!

El Corazon. What an awesome place tn see a show. I would move away if it went away.

They have already closed the biggest landmark that Seattle will ever have. You will be missed much lusty lady.

On our first date my wife and I saw that tubs was closed. Sne was as sad as I was. I knew she was the one

It sucked when they knocked down fun forest. It was a waste of space iguess but i spent a lot of summer days on those rides

I really miss single women with no kids. Hard to find in this state anymore.

I would hate to see the EMP go for the reason of music being a big part of my life and many others and the EMP is a great place to and learn about the past about music and play music and also learn about the instruments

The new biography on STEVE JOBS comes out today, but some of the revelations in the book have been leaking out before the release. Here are the 16 best ones.

1. If he hadn’t started Apple, he would’ve become a poet. Apparently, if Apple hadn’t worked out, Jobs was planning to move to PARIS to become a POET.

2. He gave up on religion at age 13. When Jobs was 13, he saw pictures in “Life” magazine of starving children in Africa. He asked his Sunday school teacher why God wasn’t helping them. She couldn’t answer, so he stopped going to church.

3. He tried pot and LSD. Jobs tried both drugs in high school and said that they were, “a profound experience, one of the most important things in my life.”

4. Who had the biggest presence on his iPod? Apparently Jobs had FIFTEEN albums by BOB DYLAN on his iPod . . . and three from the cellist YO-YO MA.

–And while Jobs wasn’t religious, he said that Yo-Yo Ma’s music was the BEST CASE that God actually exists.

5. He only had one book on his iPad. It’s called “Autobiography of a Yogi” and it’s about a guy’s spiritual quest for a guru. He read it every year since he was a teenager.

6. He believed his most irreplaceable employee was his head designer. One of the biggest reasons for Apple’s success is the design of its products. So Jobs valued his head designer, JONATHAN IVE, more than any other employee.

7. He met his biological father before either of them knew they were related. Jobs was adopted, and used to go to a restaurant that his biological father managed in the ’60s . . . but he didn’t realize the manager was his father.

He found out later in life that the manager was his father, but he didn’t try to forge a relationship with him because he, quote, “didn’t trust him.”

8. BILL CLINTON asked for his advice during the MONICA LEWINSKY scandal. Clinton and Jobs were friends, and Clinton asked for advice when the scandal broke.

–Jobs told him, “I don’t know if you did it, but if so, you’ve got to tell the country.” There was silence on the other end. Clearly, Clinton didn’t listen.

9. He believed that Google’s Android phone operating system was stolen. Jobs believed that Google’s former CEO, ERIC SCHMIDT, stole the idea for the Android phone from Apple’s iPhone operating system.

–He even told his biographer, “I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple’s $40 BILLION in the bank, to right this wrong. I’m willing to go thermonuclear war on this.”

10. He finally met with BILL GATES last year. Jobs had always wanted to have a sit-down with Gates, and they finally did last year. Jobs wasn’t impressed, “Bill is basically unimaginative and has never invented anything, which is why I think he’s more comfortable now in philanthropy than technology. He’d be a broader guy if he’d dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram.”

–But Gates wasn’t exactly blown away by Jobs either, “He really never knew much about technology but had an amazing instinct for what works. [He's] fundamentally odd . . . weirdly flawed as a human being.”

11. He hated how people mocked the iPad. Remember when Apple first unveiled the iPad, and everyone made tampon jokes about the name? That made Jobs DEPRESSED. Of course, then the thing sold like crazy.

12. He told PRESIDENT OBAMA he would only last one term. Jobs and Obama met in 2010, and Jobs continued his trend of giving it STRAIGHT and BRUTAL to presidents.

–He told Obama that he was looking at a one-term presidency, because the country’s education system is corrupt and the country’s laws are not friendly to business. But . . . he did offer to help with Obama’s 2012 campaign.

13. He believed he’d “finally cracked” the secret to making a great television. So expect one of Apple’s next “game changer” products to be a revolutionary TV.

14. He initially hated the idea of apps. It’s impossible to imagine Apple products today without apps . . . but originally, Jobs HATED them.

–He felt like it would be way too hard to police other companies making apps. His board finally convinced him to change his mind . . . he did . . . and now apps have completely changed the way we use our phones.

15. He regretted not immediately having surgery after his cancer diagnosis. In 2004, when Jobs was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, he tried holistic remedies instead of getting surgery. He ended up regretting that.

–He told his biographer, “I didn’t want my body to be opened. I didn’t want to be violated in that way.”

16. He only had one request for his biography. Jobs promised he wouldn’t micromanage any aspect of his biography, except one thing: a great COVER…here is the back & front cover:

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Halloween’s a week away, so the job search website CareerCast.com posted a list of the top ‘creepy-crawly careers’ — Meaning jobs that actually deal with insects and nastiness. Here are the top five.

1. Road Kill Removal Specialist. To pick up dead animals off the highway, you can get paid about $30,000 a year.

2. Pest Control Specialist. They kill bugs and other pests at homes and apartment buildings, and make just over $30,000 a year.

3. Forensic Entomologist. They use their knowledge of insects to help during criminal investigations.When the cops find a dead body, a forensic entomologist helps figure out the time of death, and whether the body was moved . . . by looking at the bugs that have been LIVING IN THE REMAINS. On average, they make about $48,000.

4. Arachnologist. If you’re willing to work with SPIDERS every day, the average arachnologist makes over $61,000 a year.

5. Reptologist. They’re biologists who specialize in the study of reptiles. Usually that means working at a zoo, but they also work at museums. And the average reptologist makes about $62,000 a year.

Based on this list of the top 5 “creepy crawly” jobs…what is the most messed up job that you ever had? What did you have to do? Here are the texts we got:

My worst job had to be working for wild waves on the clean up crew. Vomit of every size shape and color. 

I worked for Snohomish county solid waste division. We worked on the trash compactors and were constantly covered in garbage juice. All for $18.50 an hour.

Hey BJ….. I work for a pest control company. The job is ok, but you get to see how gross and nasty some people really are and how they live. So killing the bugs and rats are not that bad, just the nasty people and there living environments .

I spent a summer as a Lot Blizzard……$50 a head…….Jason

15 yrs old, wad s house maid at a Granada inn. One room had blood everywhere, a playpen for a child was left behind. A man came into the room and was nervous … He only asked for a piece if paper, a perscription for drugs. Didn’t wnt the play pen… I quit

The messed up part amout my job as a landscape gardener is all the animails I accidently weed wack as well as the dog poop. Come on people pick up that sh**! Thanks pangea joe

My current job is the worst. I have to deal with the cardboard box’s of bj’s sex swing and stripper pole. Mental anguish. Gman drew

I dig graves and business is good :) the t-town gravedigger

I used to work for this detox company were i would have to dispose parasites and worms after the detoxes were done

I cleaned bathrooms at county parks for 9 dollars an hour. Found used condoms, hypodermic needles, used tampons and tons of feces in non-toilet locations. Good thing it was just a summer job!

My nastiest JOB was CLEANING OUT THE COWE BARNS AT THE EVERGREEN STATE FAIR BONDOMATIC

I worked as a grave digger. Some of the days we had to go pick up the stiffs from thier homes. i really sucked in the summer especially the fat ones who live in mobile homes. we only got paid $10 and hour.

Potty training 2 and 3 year olds. Cleaning not only the kids but their bathroom stalls was pretty nasty –mandi

Today’s Video Blog features our intern, Hot Kyle, talking to the crowd at the Today Show taping in Seattle.

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Leave a Comment | Posted by BJ Shea on October 21, 2011

I read a survey that found that 19% of married people do not know how much their spouse makes. That is 1 in 5 people who have no idea about their partner’s income, or they don’t reveal how much money they make themselves.

Also it says that 14% didn’t know until they had a child together.

They are saying the main reason why people keep quiet about their income is because if the other person knew how much their spouse made, it would cause imbalances in the relationship.

What?!

What idiot came up with this theory? You’re supposed to be a team when you are married; everyone is supposed to know how much money is coming in to the “family business”!

This country is so good at coming up with political speak; here is the real reason they don’t want their spouse to know how much they make: it’s so they can steal money from the family! They want to go shopping, blow money on stupid things, and/or spend it on their drug habits! I’ve seen this before with many people.

I’ve been married for 26 years and I can tell you that if you want a successful marriage, you need to work together as a team in all aspects of your lives. If you can’t do that, that means someone is hiding something and it will hurt you both when it comes out into the open.

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Gotta give huge props to Hot Kyle, our intern, for getting on the Today Show yesterday! Kyle dressed as Green man (from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia fame), and went down to the Pike Place Market, where they were doing the final hour of the Today show. He was down there to do a video blog (see it on Monday), and he also called in yesterday with a report…if you were watching the Today Show, you might have seen him constantly waving his arms in the back ground…you can miss him…he’s in a head to toe tight green outfit! Here are some screen shots of Hot Kyle:

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Here is the video of Hot Kyle waving in the background!

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We talked about a story of how a student was suspended for shooting spitballs. Andrew Mikel was suspended from Spotsylvania High School in December after the 14-year-old used a plastic tube to blow small plastic pellets at fellow students. Mikel has said it was a stupid prank. School officials called it possession and use of a weapon. Police were called and the boy was charged with three counts of misdemeanor assault. Mikel was also suspended for the remainder of the school year. An attorney asked the court to reverse Mikel’s suspension, contending that school officials violated his due process rights.The attorney also said that Mikel didn’t intend to hurt anyone and the pellets don’t meet the school code’s definition of weapons…so this stupid prank is now in the Supreme Court’s hand!  Holy crap!!!!  Based on this story…Whether it be from your days in school, or at work…Why did you get suspended? Here are the texts:

I got kicked out of school because my ex filed a false restraining order against me. I fought it and won. Rock on.

Drinkin tequila on the play ground was suspended for a week and kicked out of the d.a.r.e. Program

I got suspended in HS not because I supplied anyone with alcohol but because I knew some kids had vodka on a school bus and I didn’t tell on them.

Sleeping with a teacher when in 9th grd. Stayed the night at her house on a school night, she called in sick, n we stayed there. Principal showed 2 check on her

Got susp. for 3 days cause I “rubbed” against a car with my work trk. But i got to visit in studio & stpcast. Almost worth 3 days pay. Gman Drew

Got a weeks worth of detention for not having a cover on my math book. Talk about dumb punishments…Cammi federal way

I sent my smokin hot teacher a dirty email. I got suspended for a week and never went back

I got suspended for throwing a carrot at a garbage can. I missed and didnt go pick it up. It was right in front of the vice prinicpals office. Adam in Tacoma

I hit my 7th grade english teacher in the face while trying to hit another kid and touched her boob on the way down!

My son got suspended from school for having a drawing of a pot leaf on his notebook.

I was suspended in high school when a teacher caught me having sex with this hot blonde with big boobs, right toppy!!!!!!!

Got expelled and banned for life from the Seattle art museum for setting off 25 fart bombs in strategic places and getting ratted out.

This morning we played a sampling of “Lou-Tallica”. What is that? It’s a new Lou Reed CD that is coming out, with Metallica providing the music. The new collaboration album, LuLu, out on November 1st, but they’re streaming the whole thing on LouReedMetallica.com. Here is a sampling of some of the songs…

Uhhhhh…I don’t even know what to say. I remember when first hearing that there would be a collaboration…I though this could be pretty cool & interesting, but wow…was I wrong…this is just plain awful. I get why all parties were involved, for Lou…it’s cool & different, and that is what he is all about…and for Metallica…I bet they are fans of his work, and the opportunity was something to jump at. But……….it’s like there was little to no effort in this…it sounds like a mess. Don’t take my work…here are some texts we got:

Was that Metallica mess real because it sounds like one of mono nicks terrible covers

I have to listen to the full album to judge but that song sounds like grandma farts – the milkman

Steve sounds better singing.

That sounded like a garage band learning how too play

This Lou Reed, Metallica thing is a joke, right?

Sounded like a crappy junior highschool garage band. Awful!

I’ve released farts with more rhythm

Gong, please

I think the sound of Steve and Lucy sharing peanut butter sounds better than this.

That Lou reed Metallica ess makes me want to shove an ice pick in my ears. Please no more.

That was horrible

Turn it off

Lou reed and metallica made an ugly ass baby with this cd!

Today’s video blog is part 2 of our chat with Duff McKagan from Guns N Roses. Duff has a new book out called “It’s So Easy & Other Lies”.

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