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The big talk this morning is if Tim Tebow actually kissed one of his teammates on Sunday…this is crazy! On Sunday, the Denver Broncos quarterback allegedly kissed Demaryius Thomas after Thomas caught a touchdown pass. The Broncos went on to beat the Dolphins 18-15. Here is the video…I personally am skeptical that it was a kiss…

Yes, their lips locked…but it happened so fast that part of me thinks their faces just collided, but when you slow it down & pause it…sure, it looks like a kiss. Granted it was odd that while that was happening, Demaryius Thomas was doing a cup check on Tebow! Waka Waka!

Well this Tebow controversy inspired Mono-Nick to come up with one of his “lists”! Here is Mono-Nick’s Top 3 Signs Your Team’s Quarterback Might be Gay:

–He LOVES getting sacked.and I’m not talking about on the field, 

–When asked what his favorite part of playing football is, he responds, “Team showers.”

and the number 1 Sign Your Team’s Quarterback Might be Gay.

–The referee finds him at the bottom of a pile with a smile on his face.

An Arizona construction worker is facing an assault charge after he allegedly licked the scraped knee of a woman who had fallen and injured herself as she walked to her car in a parking lot. The bizarre incident began last week when the victim, having just finished work, tripped and fell to the ground, scraping her left knee in the process. While on the ground, three men drove up in a golf cart to see if she needed assistance (the men were working at an adjacent construction site). After one of the workers helped the woman to her feet, she continued walking to her vehicle. According to the Police report, two of the subjects drove back towards the construction site, but a third one did not. That man, identified by cops at Martin Soto, approached the woman as she sat in her car with the driver’s side door open. Soto, 43, asked to see her knee and if she needed medical help. The woman admitted that she was not thinking when she rolled up her jeans exposing the scrape on her knee. As soon as she did this, Soto bent over and licked her scrape. The woman, describing herself as “freaked out,” quickly pushed her pant leg down. As she was doing this, Soto, who was wearing a reflective vest, allegedly began to hug her (one of his hands was under the woman’s shirt). He also “licked the left side of her face several times” before the woman pushed him away and shut her car door. When confronted Friday by police, Soto “admitted to licking” the woman’s knee. He was then arrested and booked for assault.

Based on this…finish this sentence… “I can’t believe I saw a complete stranger do_________”

scariest place on earth los angeles bus terminal in addition to seeing a mugging, I saw a large black man wearing a pink tutu carrying a giant boombox that was playing the song itsey bitsey spider.

I can not believe I saw this Guy who was probably eighteen or so driving through everett naked and pleasuring himself in his white Ford f150 with a dirt

I saw a guy in bk sniff this girls seat when she got up and left lol

In college I caught a guy watching me from behind a shelf and wanking in the library

I was working in Seattle and saw a woman take a dump on someones lawn.

hot yoga… Guy right in front of me in a black speedo. his junk was all swollen! who wears that to hot yoga?

Saw a stranger kick my mailbox over in Jacksonville Fl and repeatedly drop the peoples elbow on the mailbox until the cops showed up

homeless man jacking off at the bus stop. he stops mid way and asks me for a cig. i told him he didnt even finish yet and kept walking

A stranger at a party tried to nurse my baby. She was about 55!

I cant belive that i saw a old ladie walking down the road in crotchless tights

I was playing golf at west seattle. And the dude was whacking off in the woods. Not a pretty sight.

On my school bus, there were two fat kids doing it. The driver came down to yell at them and the kid offered him to get in on it

While on a patrol in afghanistan I walked up a hill and there was a guy going to town on a cow

Last week in bellingham I saw a man with his pants down having relations with a stop sign

A study says that when people are trying to have sex with someone (one night stand), they don’t care about that person’s politics…based on this…is there anything that someone can say to stop a one night stand? Has anyone ever said or done something that totally killed your mood & you stopped trying to hook up with them? Here are the texts we got:

A guy friend i grew up with tryed one night to get with me one night and probly could have suceeded until he told me he slept with my mother and thought of me the whole time. Hold up you slept with my MOM ummm no thank you

I was at a local bar trying to hook up with chick when getting ready to leaving she tells me she had 5 kids never ran so fast in my life

She asked me to call her Mommy thats just a hair over the creepy level i can dig

She said she would tell my wife

Oh by the way i hav HERPIES! That kild it 4 me!

My ex was riding me one time and in the heat of passion I yelled “YEEEEEHAAAWWW!”. Needless to say… Sexy time came to a “whoa”. Pun intended.

She blurted out…”I just want someone to love me for me”…..have a nice ride home sweetheart

girl warned me if ex stopped by, he would kill me. Uh, see ya later

husband had deployed fo iraq earlier that day……Yeah went home alone

She said to. Hurry up,her husband and kids will be home soon .

On the way to her place she says can you stop and pick up my kid from my mom’s. Definate mood killer.

She said she has herpes but dont worry I havent given it to anyone. I bailed.

That’s not my favorite brand of peanut butter! Lucy….

It was on until she said “I’m pregnant so you don’t need a condom” game over

Today’s video blog is an Intern Challenge. Based on a story we read of a stranger that licked a woman’s knee after she fell & scraped it…Hot Klye has 60 seconds to find a stranger to lick his knee…will he do it?

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We read an email from Kathryn who was worried about her 13-year-old son going hunting with his dad. He has gone hunting with his dad before, but Kathryn is worried because this will be the first time he goes with his own gun.

Kathryn wanted to know at what age is it appropriate for a kid to go hunting with a gun?

At the very end of the segment, we talked to Mike, the only listener who called in siding with Kathryn on not letting her son use a gun.

Mike’s argument was that we have laws that say that we are not allowed to drive a car until 16, you’re not legally an adult until you’re 18, and you’re not allowed to drink until you’re 21, so he doesn’t understand why it should be ok to let a 13-year-old carry a gun.

Mike also tried to argue that those are the kids who bring guns to school and do heinous things with them. There are responsible gun owners; it’s the irresponsible human beings who don’t know anything about guns who usually are the ones to bring them to school.

Mike also argued that they should change the laws regarding hunting ages and I don’t understand why.

If a parent is there hunting with his kid, teaching him how to respect the gun and the animals they are hunting, what is the problem? If a person is being irresponsible and leaves a gun lying around for a kid to play with and they end up hurting someone, then yes, come down on that idiot parent for their stupidity.

We shouldn’t punish everyone else who is being responsible for the stupid actions of the few! There are plenty of people who break the law even though they are the proper age! How many people drink and drive when they’re 25 for example? Should we change the drinking age limit to 26?

I’m so tired of living in a country that wants to punish the majority for the actions of the minority! If the majority of gun owners were idiots, then sure, but the majority of them seem to be responsible with their gun safety habits.

“Hola,

This past Sunday in Glendale, California was the 28th annual Love Ride, a yearly charity motorcycle ride.  This year’s Grand Marshall was “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno.  Before the ride officially kicked off, Jay and his chin gave a little speech, saying quote, “Every year, (the organizer) says ‘Drive safe’.  I’m gonna say DON’T drive safe.  I wanna see somebody go down.  So it’ll be fun.  I want it to be in front or behind me and see a whole row of bikes go down.  Get drunk, fall off the road.  We’ve all become too damn polite… we haven’t had one incident.”  About an hour later, 2 riders collided with a big rig and then got run over by the rear wheels an died at the scene.  Naturally, Jay had nothing to do with the accident, but he kinda looks like a douche bag.  To be fair, Jay Leno has looked like a douche bag for years, but now he looks a little douchier and a little baggier.  Then again, Sarah Palin had to backtrack off her comments encouraging civilians to “take out” congress folks who they believe are ruining America after Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords was shot in Arizona.  Again, the shooting wasn’t Sarah’s fault, but her comments made the stupid bitch seem a little stupider and a little bitchier.  Happens to the best of us; we’ve all said something we regret, either immediately or eventually and today we asked you to share:  IN HINDSIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU’D NEVER SAID?

Every day I go home and ponder this very question.

As for you:

Was at a funeral for a friend and someone asked, “how are you?”, he responded, “well, I’m ALIVE!”.  Yea, funeral humor is a slippery slope.

Told her mother to go choke on her religion… her mother later asphyxiated on a crucifix… I made up that last part

In a conversation about bands, he made the comment that he’s “way more of a Tool guy than a Bush guy!”  He was talking about bands… riiiiight, bands.

At a gas station, dude pulls up in a truck with huge tires.  Told the guy, “nice diggers, man”.  Well, it was a black guy who misunderstood what he’d said and threw a rock through his windshield… yea, man, just say “nice tires”

Visited a friend who had a kid, and as babies are contagious among women, she went home and posted “I want a baby”… two weeks later she was pregnant.  These things happen, but she can’t live it down because everyone thinks she went hunting for man- seed

Got drunk, called his woman some choice names… she left him

Asked a woman the ultimate no-no; “when’s the baby due?”  As you probably guessed, she wasn’t pregnant, just woefully out of shape

Made fun of another students handwriting… kid had MS

While working at IHOP, he had a table of midgets, so he asked them if they wanted kid sized drinks… they didn’t.  He didn’t do it on purpose, he thought they were kids.

At a high level work meeting and made the comment, “Hey, I’m a single mom, I go through A LOT of batteries”… her comment was met with silence until she explained that she meant for her KID’S toys

His 3-year-old daughter asked a fat, black dude, “how did you get so dirty and pregnant”… awkward

SIT AND SPIN
Jolene “treated” us to a taste of Scott Weiland’s latest offering… another f**king Christmas album!  For the love of God, why do people keep putting out Christmas albums?!?  Actually, we know the answer to that, $$$.  It drives me crazy.  Every year some “artist” decides to just make some easy money and record an album of songs that have already been recorded 12,000,000 times.  Seriously, can there be a moratorium on this bullsh*t?  Anyway, listened to it, it sucked the way you’d think it’s gonna suck, but someone will buy it, inspiring another collection of “artists” to release another collection of the same songs next year.  Can’t wait. Here ya go.

OK bitches, I’m outta here.

Until tomorrow, keep your hands to yourself and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

Sit N Spin……Holiday Weiland style!

Scott Weiland To Release Christmas Album

It’s a little early to be talking about Christmas, isn’t it? Wait, Scott Weiland??? The Stone Temple Pilots / Velvet Revolver frontman?

Yes, it’s true. Coming out next Tuesday is a X-Mas album of Scott Weiland crooning his way through 10 classics, such as “I’ll Be Home For Christmas,” “Silent Night,” “Sex Type Thing,” and “Winter Wonderland.” Okay, I’m kidding about one of those songs, but not about the album.

Scott Weiland’s Christmas album, It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year, is available online and in stores today on Rhino Records.

Scott Weiland: It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

1. The Christmas Song

2. I’ll Be Home For Christmas

3. White Christmas

4. Silent Night

5. It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

6. What Child Is This?

7. Winter Wonderland

8. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

9. Happy Christmas And Many More

10. O Holy Night

Alright thanks for another fun filled edtion of Sit N Spin!

Jolene

Just a quick reminder of the big show this Saturday at the WaMu Theater in Seattle!

KISW, AEG Live, & Showbox present: The Epitaph Tour: Judas Priest with Black Label Society, Thin Lizzy, and Lady Starlight

Sat, Oct 29, 2011 – Showtime: 6:00 PM – Doors open: 5:00 PM All Ages
Buy tickets here: http://wamutheater.com/eventdetail.php?id=32391

    What up blogger? Its Tuesday so I know you are waiting by your computer for yet another award winning blog post from Thee Ted Smith and you got it suckas. Now I have not been watching as much baseball as I used to but I have been checking out the postseason and last night in a big time game things went a little odd. First thing I saw was a guy stealing second with Albert Pujols at the plate when it was not a hit and run and not the right time to take that base. So now the Cardinals are in the field as the Rangers are at the plate and they bring in the wrong reliefpitcher. Now after they brought in the wrong they brought in a guy just to walk a hitter and then got the right guy in. Now this morning the coach of the Cardinals said the phone to the bullpen was not working and they could not see who was up and who was not. While they are right that in that ballpark you can’t see in the bullpen but its the world series so maybe make sure you know who is up in the pen. Just seems to me that St.Louis is makeing costly mistakes that will led to the Rangers winnig their first title. Glad the game was good since the MNF game sucked and come on FOX get some new guys in the booth

Pumpkiiiiiiinnnnnn….

BJ came across this study by the University of Sunderland in England…they did a massive international survey on pornography that’s pretty interesting. Here are some of the preliminary results:

1. Women 18-to-25 are the biggest porno fiends. I call B.S. on this…there is no way more chicks are watching porn at that age than dudes…maybe the collective minutes watched is higher with women as opposed to guys…especially with guys in that demo…it probably doesn’t take too many minutes watching what they are watching before they are done watching…ya dig?

Between ages 26 and 35, the genders basically even out their porn frequency and importance. After that, it becomes more frequently viewed and more important to men.

2. Here are the main reasons people watch porno, in order. “I feel horny” . . . “I’m bored, can’t relax, or can’t sleep” . . . “I WANT to feel horny” . . . “I don’t have anything better to do” . . . “It’s a good way to enjoy my sexual interests/fetishes.” The five least popular reasons for watching porno are: “I saw a pop-up ad and clicked it” . . . “I want to see things I shouldn’t do” . . . “I want to see things I wouldn’t do” . . . “I like the drama of the stories” . . . and “For a laugh.” Yeah…anyone that clicks on a pop up are idiots…unless you like infecting your computer with virus’s.

3. Here are the main places people go for porno, in order. Free porno sites, like Porntube.com or YouPorn.com . . . downloads . . . “amateur” websites . . . sexual fiction sites . . . and specialty fetish sites. Hey…let’s not forget Tube8.com!

Notice that DVDs and magazines didn’t make the list . . . they both finished in the middle of the pack. I’m not surprised by this…it’s just like music…no one buys the…uh…hard copy anymore. Waka waka!

The places people go the least are: Porn star pay-per-view sites . . . porno studio pay-per-view sites . . . live sex cam sites . . . hook-up or AdultFriendFinder-type sites . . . and chatrooms. I’m shocked “Grandma’s house” didn’t make this list too!

4. Here are people’s overall opinions on sex, in order: It keeps you physically and emotionally healthy . . . good sex requires communication . . . real sex isn’t like porn sex . . . sex is best with feelings involved . . . and sex is about connection.

The five least popular opinions are: Sex is overrated, everyone does it . . . sex should involve pushing your boundaries . . . porn can spoil real sex . . . sex works best with a lot of fantasy . . . and sex can get you close to who you really are.

Yesterday was a tough day. The free preview of NHL Center Ice package is gone. They get me every year…I get sucked into the ability to watch pretty much every game, and I need to break down & get it. I’m tight on cash right now, so I am going to see if Versus…oops…I mean NBC Sports, the NHL Network, and CBC will be enough to satiate my hockey needs. I am so excited for this weekend…BJ & I will be in Dallas & we got tickets to see my fave team, the New Jersey Devils, play the Dallas Stars!

So the big news is that the McRib is back…that is all I saw on the internet yesterday, people were posting how excited they were on their Facebook…the funny thing is that I had no idea that it was off the menu…I thought when they last put it on the menu, it just stayed on there. It seems like they do this every year…which is brilliant, because every year people go nuts about it returning! I never eat the McRibb…I have no issue against it…I just usually opt for Big Mac, Double Quarter with Cheese/no onion, or the McNuggets as my meal of choice. Speaking of McDonalds, I came across a list of seven fast food chain items that you can only get in other countries. Check ‘em out . . .

Burger King’s Meat Monster. In Japan, Burger King serves a double bacon cheeseburger with a grilled chicken breast on top. All on one bun. I want this, but you can’t tell my wife, as that sounds like a weeks worth of calories!

McDonald’s McVeggie. In India, where Hindus don’t eat beef, McDonald’s doesn’t serve hamburgers. Their McVeggie features a patty made out of bread, potato, peas, carrots, and Indian spices. I’ll pass on this one!

McDonald’s McZuri. In Switzerland, McDonald’s offers a patty made entirely out of VEAL. It’s covered with mushrooms and caramelized onions. Pass on this too!

Subway’s Paneer Tikka Sub. In India, Subway offers a sub that’s basically ROASTED COTTAGE CHEESE. They take cottage cheese, marinate it in barbecue sauce, roast it into slices, and put it on a sandwich. I know I’m probably in the minority on this, but I kind of want to try this…I am a cottage cheese enthusiast after all. That didn’t sound right!

KFC’s Krushers. In Germany, Australia, South Africa, and other countries, KFC serves thick milkshakes called Krushers. They have flavors like mango, strawberry, and Kit Kat. Kit Kat milkshake? Sign me up!!!!!!

McDonald’s Bubur Ayam McD. In Malaysia, McDonald’s serves a dish that features chicken strips, ginger, and shallots in a chicken broth porridge. Not even sure what this is, so I will pass. I don’t eat things I can’t pronounce.

Burger King’s Trio Supremo. In Brazil, BK serves a combo of onion rings, chicken nuggets, AND fries smothered in cheese and bacon bits. C’mon B-K…make this here in the U-S-Of-A!!!!!! Smother pretty much anything, within reason, with cheese, and I want it in my belly!

An unidentified man in Vallejo, California spent nine hours trapped in a little kid’s swing last week…after trying to win a bet with friends. The man and his friends were in Blue Rock Springs Park at 9:00 P.M. on Friday night. The friends bet him $100 that he couldn’t fit into the kids’ swing on the park swingset . . . they were the hard plastic swings with the leg holes. So the guy lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent, and managed to squeeze his legs through the holes in the swing. But when he tried to get out and collect his winnings, he realized he was stuck. And his friends left him there in the swing all night. A park caretaker showed up for work at 6:00 A.M. the next morning, and heard the guy screaming for help. He called the fire department, and they used a two-step process to free the man from the swing…First they cut the swing chains and took the guy, still wedged into the swing, to the hospital. Then at the hospital, firefighters used a cast-cutting saw to remove the swing from the guy’s legs. He suffered minor injuries but he’s fine.

Based on the story of a guy who was stuck in a kids swing over night because of a bet…when did a bet or a dare go wrong? What did you, or someone you know, do? Here are the texts we got:

When my brother and I were 13 I dared him to dance around are neighborhood in my moms bikini because he dared me to french kiss a toilet. –Kate

My friend drank vase water that had rotten flowers in it. I bet him 5.00 he wouldnt do it and after he did it he called in sick the next two days and eventually had to be hospitalized for a week for gastro intestinal issues. To this day he has stomack ulcers and has a very strict diet.

Because of a dare, I kissed a guy (I am male), and it wasm’t even my dare!

Once a friend dared me to take a 10ft drop on my bike. So i did it, and when i landed i smashed my boys, fell of the bike and hit my head on a rock

I was bet $25 that I would not squeeze an entire bottle of spicy brown deli mustard into my mouth. I did it, and instantly got the worst sinus infection that lasted almost two weeks.

My friend wanted me to make some cookies really bad, so I dared him to taze himself… Next thig I know, he’s in the floor havin a seizure.

I once ate twenty six clouds of garlic on a dare and my boss wouldn’t let of come to work for a week because of the smell

bet my friend 20 he couldnt throw a cutco knife in the air and spin it 3 times and catch it without cutting himself. he cut himself needed stitches and i kept my money

I made a bet i can pick up 5 hookers in 1 nite, (no sex) without getting caught. The 3rd try, i saw the red lights. I loss fifty bucks.

My mom told me and my sister we couldn’t jump a train , so we did and ended up the engineer seen us stopped the train had called police we got taken home in cuffs and had to do 100 hrs each community service and right 1000 page report in why it wasn’t a good idea…

A guy in Rhode Island named Joey DeFrancesco may have figured out the most satisfying way to quit a job: Earlier this month, he posted a video on YouTube where he quits after three years at a Renaissance hotel in Providence. How he does it makes the video so great: He brings along a brass band. The video is hilarious…check it out:

Based on the guy that quit his job with a brass band…what is the most unusual way you or someone you know has quit their job? Here are the texts we received:

On my 21st birthday my boss wouldn’t let me go home I was suppose to be off at 7pm and at 10 he still wouldn’t let me leave and I was locked in the building. So I wrote a resignment letter up real quick and threw it on his desk and walked out of the fire escape which set off the fire alarm and never looked back

I once went to lunch and never came back. haha… job sucked!

smacked my boss in the face with a burger patty and threw my shirt in the broiler got a drink and walked out

I quit my waiting job during rush on a friday night by dropping a huge stack of clean plates in the lobby in front of all the waiting guests and screamed

2 jobs ago, I borrowed best line I ever heard from Ainetta the Mood Setta. Walked into boss’s office said ” I quit this bitch!” Gman Drew

Told my supervisor I was going to quit and I wanted to talk to her about it in her office, closed the door, had sex with her, and left.

My good friend Chris worked at a local garbage company in Pierce county.He took his into the woods like 10 miles and waited till 300 in the afternoon to call the boss on the radio to quit.He dident pick up any of his 700 plus stops.He went deer hunting and had his girlfriend pick him up.It took them 3 weeks to find the truck.

I know a cook who quit the Coast Guard by lighting up a joint and blowing the smoke in his XO’s face as he came through the chow line.

Quitting: left a note cause boss was an extreme “D”, and didnt show up the next day.

Today’s Video Blog features the worlds largest burger and food items featured at fast food joints in different countries.

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