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Leave a Comment | Posted by Metal Shop on December 31, 2010

It’s the last few hours of 2010 and we are counting down the top 20 releases of the past year. Because we won’t have quite enough time to cover all the kick ass releases from the past 365 days, we put together a little podcast as a way to keep up with us. Listen in and hear us countdown Number 20 up to Number 11. Here’s the playlist to accompany the audio brutality!

Click here to listen to the podcast!
20. Kataklysm- Heaven’s Venom
19. Misery Index- Heirs To Thievery
18. Enslaved – Axioma Ethica Odini
17. GWAR- Bloody Pit Of Horror
16. High On Fire- Snakes For The Divine
15. Malevolent Creation- Invidious Dominion
14. All That Remains- For We Are Many
13. Carnifex- Hell Chose Me
12. Terror – Keepers Of The Faith
11. As I Lay Dying- The Powerless Rise

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Comments (3) | Posted by Ryan Castle on December 23, 2010

Totally making our own costumes for our sweet Twisted Sister cover band!

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Comments (12) | Posted by Jeetz on December 22, 2010

Ho Ho Ho to all my gift wrapping blogging rock-O-holics!!! So tis the season to blow all your money on a bunch of crap for your loved ones. And as I was doing some X-Mas shopping and parking 40 blocks away from the store I was heading to I realized that I hate X-Mas shopping…and just maybe…do I say it…I HATE CHRISTMAS!!! Not because I hate Jesus having a birthday or hate seeing my family and friends but I hate the insanity of the consumer/retailer bastardizing of the holiday. The agony of X-Mas shopping reminded me of some other things I hate/think BLOW! That’s right….Christmas… Inspired me to write a blog about things I hate.

1) I HATE the crumbs at the bottom of a cereal box. For some reason you get to the bottom of an AWESOME box of Cinnamon Honey Bunches of Oats and all those crumbs get dumped in my bowl of milk and it makes me wish it was lunch time. Its just so damn hard to scoop up with my spoon…hate it.

2) I HATE ugly sweater parties. I like a goofy themed party and all but the ugly sweater party has been around for ever. Then you get invited to one of these things and people act like they just thought of this idea and they act like they’re being all cute and original. The novelty HAS worn off. Maybe time to rock the ugly hat party or something….

Message to you ugly sweater party…I hate you.

3) I HATE when Italians call spaghetti sauce “gravy”. I get it. Your ancestors invented spaghetti. Quit being cute. I don’t go to the grocery store and buy a jar of spaghetti gravy. I bet mashed potatoes and gravy are probably not to happy about you trying to jump on their bandwagon either. What’s next? You going to call pizza something different like ‘pie”? God Damnit!! You’ve done that also. Calling sauce gravy….hate it.

4) I HATE when dogs drop a turd on my carpet. Just got a dog. You’ve probably heard us on-air referencing him. His name is Frank The Dog. And for some crazy only a dog would understand reason, he thinks its cool to drop a hammer right in the middle of my living room. I yell at him. This is the reaction he gives me.

Dude is 13 weeks old and that look is the same as double birds pointed right at my face.

Deuce on my carpet…..I hate it.

5) I HATE christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping. I hate christmas shopping.

……..you get it.

Don’t waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!!

JEETZ

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Ryan Castle on

Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven has been #1 in the annual Top 999 something like 4 out of the last 6 years. Historically, newer songs don’t do very well from year to year. The highest debut ever for a song on the Top 999 is like 500. I actually have the lists and could go back and find out the real number, but I’m lazy and I just don’t care. The point is all of that could change this year. This may be the greatest song EVER.

OK. The song is stupid, but the video is AMAZING. This is why Al Gore invented the internet.

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Thrill on December 21, 2010

“Hola,

My computer crapped out about 1000 times today, so no real blog for the end of the year.  Sorry.

However, here’s a picture of a piece of sh*t that Miles dog Chewie left on a gift under their Christmas tree.


Happy holidays!

Here is Jolene’s re-cap for sit and spin today.

OK bitches, we’re done for the year.  Truly, we appreciate every one of you and sincerely hope you have a great holiday… regardless of what holiday you choose to celebrate.

Until Monday, January 3rd, 2011, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

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Comments (1) | Posted by Jolene on

12/21/2010

Last Sit N Spin of 2010! I would like to think we will improve in 2011, but don’t get your hopes up!

THE MOST ANNOYING CHRISTMAS SONGS…….ACCORDING TO BULGARIANS!!!

10. PAUL MCCARTNEY “WONDERFUL CHIRSTMASTIME”

9. DEAN MARTIN “LET IT SNOW”

8. ERTHA KITT “SANTA BABY”

7. JOSE FELICIANO “FELIZ NAVIDAD”

6. SOME BULGARIAN SONG “MESICKU”

5. BOBBY HELMS “JINGLE BELL ROCK”

4. LUCIFER “JINGLE BELLS” (couldn’t find this artist cover, nor could www.nohohoho.org!) So I included the FRANK SINATRA version. No offence Ole’ Blue Eyes.

3. SOME BULGARIAN SONG “SONG OF SCHOPSKO”

2. MARIAH CAREY “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU”

1. WHAM! “LAST CHRISTMAS”

Hopefully we can top this fine list in 2011…..Cheers!!

Jolene

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Thrill on December 20, 2010

“Hola,

We’ve talked about it at great length on our show, but in case you haven’t heard, our very own Thee Ted Smith will be celebrating his 30th birthday this Friday, Christmas Eve.  However, the real celebration will begin a few days later when he heads to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, outside of Reno, Nevada, for three days of dirty, crazy, nasty sex.  Like I said, we’ve visited this topic at length and most people have agreed that it’s awesome… well, awesome for Ted, anyway, but a few people have informed us that, in their opinion, this whole thing is “disgusting” and that these women are being “taken advantage of” and that all of these women are emotionally damaged and that’s why they chose this line of work.  A quick aside:  ever talked to a prostitute?  I think most people would be shocked to find out just how many of these “poor souls” know exactly what they’re doing, came from a “good” home and are simply making money off the one thing men will always and have always paid money for.  Just sayin’… have a chat with some of these ladies, you might be surprised.  Whatever the case, a few folks out there have made it clear that prostitution is not a line they would cross.  The great news for these people is that they never have to… so what’s the problem, exactly?  We also got an e- mail from a guy who was at a party this weekend joking with friends with all manner of good- natured racist comments… think Clint Eastwood in ‘Gran Torrino’.  Anyway, a guy they didn’t know joined the conversation and dropped the term “kike”.  At that point, everyone got uncomfortable; apparently that crossed the line.  Oh, and the Senate joined the house in repealing the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy that has dominated the military landscape since 1993.  As expected, not everyone is happy about this, but there you go.  All of this leads us to today’s question:  BASED ON YOUR OWN PERSONAL BELIEFS, WHAT, TO YOU ‘CROSSES THE LINE’?

Maybe I’m just a d*ck, but I can’t really think of anything that crosses the line.  Well, that’s not true, but I can’t think of anything that might actually happen.

Works as a message therapists and claims that a few people ask for “Too much pressure”… unless “too much pressure” is a euphemism for “happy ending”, I’m not sure I understand what the problem is, but then, I’m not a message therapist

People who show up at a party without bringing weed… his complaint wasn’t that people should bring weed with them if they plan on partying, but people who WANT TO SMOKE should bring their own, like those of us that smoke cigarettes

Believes that gays have more rights than straight people… which may be true, but not in this country

Has no problem with religion, but has a problem with those people who only quote one or two passages from the Bible and use that as their ‘religious’ argument.  Think Westboro Baptist Church

People getting ‘special’ treatment based on beliefs or lifestyle

States supporting marijuana initiatives only to have the Feds “kicking down people’s doors”

Non- alcoholic beer

People who invite underage girls to parties… don’t go to parties with underage girls

People who protest military funerals.. amen.  The irony is that soldiers die to protect every a**holes right to protest their funerals in the first place.

OK, got ago, bitches.

Until tomorrow, shake it ‘till it’s thick and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

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Comments (8) | Posted by Metal Shop on December 18, 2010

Here are both Gwar and Winds of Plague’s holiday greeting videos for 2010!

Season’s beatings and enjoy the brutality!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Thrill on December 17, 2010

“Hola,

2010, like every year before it, had its share of celebrity deaths, Hollywood weddings, political scandals, goofy quotes, disasters, ridiculous quotes, pointless feuds and occasional tragedies and now that the year is coming to an end, we have a list of all of the silliness that went down in the last 12 months.  Which of these events affected you the most depends entirely on who you are and what’s important, or entirely unimportant, to you.  Naturally, life exists outside of the so- called ‘drama’ reported to us, so plenty has happened in your personal life that is equally as interesting or as vapid as the year’s headlines.  Either way, there’s probably some defining moment that you’ll remember as a symbol of 2010, and today we asked you to share:  WHAT HAPPENED IN 2010 THAT YOU HOPE DOESN’T HAPPEN IN 2011?

Worked as an escort for a few months

Got shot at in Afghanistan

Got so sick that his eyes bled

Having tumors removed from his brain

Cancer diagnoses

Going through a divorce no more “minute men”

Wants to drink less… what are you, drunk?!?

No more DUI’s

Doesn’t wanna find out that he has anymore 14 year old daughters

Would like to have a job

No more injuries

Breaking up during the holidays

No more fights

BAD SHIRT FRIDAY DAY 5

OK, we’re finally done with bad shirt week, that’s the good news. The bad news is this is how we looked at work today.

OK, I’m just dying today.  Haven’t slept much this week between “obligations” and baby.  What can you do?  Anyway, have a good weekend, bitches.  We’ll be back next week but only for Monday and Tuesday… then we’re off for Kwansa, er Christmas.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Thrill on December 16, 2010

“Hola,

We interviewed a guy named Paul Gutierrez.  Who is Paul Gutierrez, you ask?  Paul is sorry sum bitch from Illinois who wants to find a wife.  He’s not looking for a woman to date, to get to know, fall in love with and propose to, he wants a wife.  He’s ugly, he breeds hamsters and has a whole list of other qualities that very clearly explain his ‘single’ status.  Anyway, he’s set up a website www.cananyonefindmeawife.blogspot.com where he claims that he’ll give 5% of his income to anyone who can find him a wife.  The offer would be a lot more enticing if he HAD A JOB, but maybe I’m just nitpicking.  Now, we’re not saying that getting married is a bad idea, but looking specifically for a spouse without going through all of the regular elements of a relationship is f**king stupid.  Speaking of stupid ideas, Eagles quarterback Michael Vick announced that he wants to own a dog.  Keep in mind, he’s legally prohibited from ever owning a dog again, and I think we all know why, and while we understand that the man might want a dog, we don’t think it was a great idea to mention that particular desire out loud.  I mean, I might wanna smoke a joint and have sex with a monkey, but I’m not gonna bring it up at a PTA meeting.  Just sayin’.  Alright, between Paul Gutierrez’s misplaced hope of finding a wife and Michael Vick’s desire to own a dog, we asked you to fill in the blank:  MIKE VICK GETTING A DOG IS ABOUT AS BAD OF AN IDEA AS GIVING MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER __________.

Instead of going through all of the different answers, I’ll give you a general overview of the answers we heard;

Men think that the worst thing you can provide to their significant other is the TV remote, a credit card, a venereal disease or a chance to talk at length.

Women believe that giving their man a reason to go out with the boys or have another beer is a terrible idea.

That’s pretty much it.

BAD SHIRT WEEK

So here we are, day 4 in bad shirt week. Today was not nearly as bad as yesterday, but still bad.

Sorry bitches, a little worn out from the Entercom Christmas party last night and I’ve been feeling it all day.

Until tomorrow, oooo weeee, what’s up with that and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

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