“Hola,

Halloween is Sunday and we have about 12 million different surveys, studies and reports about costumes, candy, Halloween secrets, trivia and legends.  The thing about Halloween though, is the costumes.  On Wednesday’s (award losing) show we asked at what age you’re too old to be doing certain things, and that “Question” was inspired the fact certain states have laws on the books that fine kids over the age of 12 who are caught trick- or- treating.  We’re assuming that most of you gave up your door- to- door candy solicitations around that age anyway, but knowing that it was going to be your last hurrah, we’re hoping that your final costume was the greatest ever, a tribute to that which was most important to your childhood.  On the other hand, it could have been a complete failure and an embarrassment.  Either way, we wanted to know:  BEFORE YOU RETIRED FROM TRICK- OR- TREATING, WHAT WAS YOUR LAST COSTUME AND WHAT WAS YOUR LAST COSTUME AS AN ADULT?

I won’t go through all the different costumes, as most of them were pretty much what you’d expect.  One funny story though; a guy dressed as Wolverine as a kid, and as part of his costume he taped a bunch of his mother’s kitchen knives to his wrist.  The authenticity went to a whole new level when he reached into a bowl to grab some candy and sliced the homeowner’s hand open between thumb and forefinger.

OK bitches, yours truly is feeling a little under the weather today… although I’m not sure I’ve ever felt “over the weather”, so I’m cutting it short.

Keep in mind, Halloween is Sunday and the New Originals we’ll be at Snoqualmie Casino opening for Vince Neil.  We’re hoping to see you there, as it will be a gooooooood time.  It’s a casino + drunkards… how can you go wrong?  That’s a rhetorical question; you CAN’T go wrong!

If we don’t see you there, well, your loss.  If we do see you there, your loss as well, but at least it’ll be a drunken loss!

Until Monday, do what you do best (and you know you do) and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

    What up blogger? Wow it seems like everytime I write one of these lately I start by talking about the weather. Well today is no differnt, considering how nice it is outside. In only one week of rain and clouds you can forget how nice the sun is. Yeah dawg the SUN. Anyhow the NBA tipped off this week and I for one could not be ……Well I don’t really care that much. When your in a town with no team it is hard to care as much I think plus I not a big fan of the NBA regular season. They play so many games and it is just hard for me to get that fired up all the time for the NBA. Now college hoops on the other hand I love watching and keep up on. Right now there is just too much going on to care about the NBA right now.

    BAMM my first post with paragraph seperation. You know that you are impressed and I am woundering by the time you read this what will you be doing. So SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY the Playoffs are back in Seattle. The MLS playoffs start for your Seattle Sounders Sunday night at 5pm on the Xbox 360 pitch at Quest Field. I for one am fired the hell up man. I sit in the north end and we have a big desplay that we have been working on all week. i have a sweet wig that I am wearing with my kit since it is halloween. LA just made us look like crap last time they were here so we owe them one plus we need to get out of the first round this year and get the the MLS Cup. Grab a beer and some candy and lets have fun Sunday

Giants fans have hometown hero Steve Perry of Journey singing their battle cry “Don’t Stop Believing.”

Seattle has no shortage of great musicians. Maybe Alice in Chains could do “Down in a Hole” for the Seahawks. Or perhaps the Mariners will adopt Soundgarden’s “Fell on Black Days” for next season.

McCready is a M’s fan. We gotta be able to come up with something.

Sunday is Halloween, and these are dumb facts about the “holiday,” but I found them interesting to read:

–Over 21-million dollars is spent on Halloween candy each year. The most popular candy? Candy Corn – 20-million pounds of it is sold.

–More than 35-million pounds of Candy Corn will be produced this year. That equates to nearly nine-billion pieces – enough to circle the moon nearly four times if laid end-to-end.

–Candy Corn first was once only available from March to November.

–Halloween accounts for 75 percent of the annual Candy Corn production.

–Halloween candy sales average about two-billion dollars annually in the United States.

–Chocolate candy bars top the list as the most popular candy for trick-or-treaters with Snickers at number one.

–The estimated number of potential trick-or-treaters in 2008, children 5 to 13 across the United States is 36 million. Of course, many other children, older than 13 and younger than 5, also go trick-or-treating.

–More than 93 percent of children go trick-or-treating.

–Tootsie Rolls were the first wrapped penny candy in America.

Rough game for the Donkeys last night as we lost yet another game. I thought our luck was going to turn as Donkeynation was running wild with a 6-2 lead going into the 3rd period. Sadly we ran out of steam, and our best defenseman was kicked out after he got into a fight…I played the best 45 minutes of my life in net, but the game is 60 minutes and I got peppered with shots and we lost 8-6. An epic meltdown by our entire team in true donkey form. We are getting closer to having jereys though…I bet once we get those we will be a whole new team. Thanks to Josh, aka “Bile” from Creators Edge Press for cleaning up my drawing & making our jersey logo look awesome:

Check out Duff McKagan’s latest blog in the Seattle Weekly, he chats more about playing on stage with Axl Rose…it’s a great read!

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/reverb/2010/10/london_axl_and_continued_patie.php

How funny is this…Glen The Toolbox was featured on Evening Magazine yesterday…check it out…hilarious:

Big thanks to Gilbert Gottfried for joining us. He was hilarious!!!!! Gilbert is at the Parlor Live this weekend, go see him!

Today’s Video Blog features Mono Nick & Vicky showing off their Halloween Costumes…

Here is the same VLOG for you iPHONE people.

I want to thank radio consultant, Fred Jacobs for linking me this info:

“By now, you’ve seen that black-bearded, whacked-out closer for the Giants, Brian Wilson. He has a real handle on how celebrity, digital, and customer service merge together. Maybe it’s because he’s a tech-savvy Bay Area player. Or, maybe he just gets it.

Here’s a recent quote about why players should be fan and media friendly:

“I always want to sign autographs. Fans pay to see us. We should talk with the media because the media helps with the connection, especially with Facebook and Twitter and everything. It gives fans an emotional attachment beyond drafting us for your fantasy team. Maybe now, they find out what we eat for breakfast on Thursday. When you sign for a million dollars, part of it is saying ‘yes’ when a kid asks for an autograph.”

Brian, Fred and I share the same passion for customer service. I may whine about the small percentage of social network trolls, but I do love how social networking has given me a new and easier way to interact with people who listen to our show. People like you.

One of biggest sources of misery in this country is bad customer service. And the sad part was that we were forced into it by having to choose affordability over good service. Well, frankly, that’s bull$&!t. If you pay your hard earned money for someone’s products or services, then part of that payment should be mandatory good customer service.

You may not always agree with my opinions, but if you’re willing to spend time listening to our show on The Rock, then I believe you should always get the best customer service. Like Wilson said, it’s part of the job… as it should be for every job.

“Hola,

20 year old Declan Sullivan, junior at Notre Dame, died yesterday after the 50 foot tower he was on to video tape the college’s football practice, toppled over.  Even though the lift he was on SPECIFICALLY indicates that it’s NOT to be used if the wind is blowing more than 25 miles per hour, Declan was ordered to elevate it 50 into the air, in spite of the fact that the wind was blowing 51 miles per hour.  Notre Dame is holding a press conference later, after they select the appropriate scapegoat(s).  Meanwhile, Joe Puryear, a former Mount Rainier Park ranger and avid outdoorsman died in a fall on a remote mountain in Tibet.  He fell 1500 feet.  If you climb mountains, you know the danger, hence; all of the safety training, etc.  It’s a dangerous endeavor.  Speaking of which, if you’re the ‘spiritual caretaker’ of an active volcano and you think you can ‘appease’ the volcano by throwing clothes, rice and live chickens into the crater, chances are, you’ll be the ONLY person surprised that you met your end when the volcano erupted.  That’s the case for a man named Maridjan, who was killed yesterday in Indonesia when the volcano spewed 1500 degree gas on him.  The only thing about this guy that’s shocking is that he lasted 33 years on the volcano.  Anyway, it’s no secret that you’re gonna die (that’s not a threat, just a rhetorical observation), but today we wanted to know how you think it’s gonna happen.  OF ALL THE WAYS TO DIE, WHAT IS THE MOST LIKELY WAY THAT YOU’LL DIE?

Being that I smoke, drink, eat crappy food and do absolutely nothing for the betterment of my health, I figure that I’ll live to be 100 or more.

As for you, here are the ways you’re gonna die, or expect to anyway:

Car crash… has been in 5 already

Heart attack… runs in the family

Stung by a bee… he’s allergic.  We should point out that this guy who’s scared of bees also spear- hunts bears.  I think his priorities are all wrong, but hey, whatever.

Will be electrocuted… works as an electrician

Plans on dying on his Harley

Drugs… he’s moved from Oxy’s to heroin… and weed is the “gateway” drug???

Work… works on top of cell phone towers and utility poles

Cancer… runs in the family, although all of the family members who’ve “died of cancer” died in their 80,s, 90’s and 100’s.  Is it really cancer killing them?

She’s clumsy carpenter, which just sounds like a death sentence

Cancer… works will all kinds of chemicals that cause cancer.

Predicts that he’ll die the Saturday after this coming Thanksgiving when he has to hang Christmas lights

A riot… she works as a corrections officer

Our favorite- falling off of a stripper pole and breaking her neck.  She’s been doing it for 10 years and figures she’s due

FISHER HOUSE AND FERRELLI’S PIZZA
Reps from both institutions came by the studio today.  The ladies from the Fisher House came by to thank us and, more specifically, YOU for your contributions via buying our beer.  Their gratitude was sincere and palpable.  It was humbling and very cool.  None of us realized how much we really were helping the Fisher House, so than you.

Clayton and Ann from Ferrelli’s Pizza were some of the first to offer our beer on tap and they recently won both a state and national recognition.  They got a big, fat check for it… and they just gave Fisher House a check for $5000.  Very cool.

OK bitches, time to go.

Until tomorrow, rock on, rock out and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

I know most people hate it when I talk about religion but I had no choice but to talk about this story yesterday.

According to Judson Phillips, the founder of the Tea Party Nation, there are many things that can make you unfit to hold public office but one of the worst “sins” a candidate can commit is to have the “audacity” to be a Muslim member of Congress.

Now there was a post made on the group’s website where Judson calls out for the defeat of U.S. Rep. Keith Ellison (a Minnesota democrat) because he is a follower of Islam!

Do they realize how hypocritical this is? Judson accuses the congressman of lunacy stating, “There are a lot of liberals who need to be retired this year, but there are few I can think of more deserving than Keith Ellison. Ellison is one of the most radical members of congress. He has a ZERO rating from the American Conservative Union. He is the only Muslim member of congress. He supports the Counsel for American Islamic Relations, HAMAS and has helped congress send millions of tax dollars to terrorists in Gaza.”

So because of Ellison’s Islamic ties, Judson doesn’t think this guy belongs in office. I can’t image the guy actually supports terrorists nor do I think any other American Congressmen actually supports terrorist activities. You may not support what they say or do, but that doesn’t mean they are hardcore terrorists.

I can understand if you personally say you don’t trust someone based on their religion; you get the right to feel that way as an individual human being, but when you are leading a group of people or you are in charge of a party that is trying to influence America…then I’m sorry, but you really don’t get to do that.

I’m not a big fan of Christianity or any religion for that matter, but I would like to believe that anyone who’s in office would lead based upon the American ideal not a religious ideal.

Obama was on Jon Stewart on The Daily Show…this has been an interesting development 7 a true sign of how the times are a changing! President Obama now has been on 2 talk shows as a sitting President…this is a first, I remember when Clinton was on Arsenio Hall playing the saxophone, and that was a big deal, but that was when he was campaigning to be President. I couldn’t imagine guys like Reagan, Carter, or Bush Sr. doing stuff like this, but we do evolve in how the president needs to reach the masses. At this rate, how soon until Sheldon is hanging with the President on Big Bang Theory, or will there be a day when President Obama is fist pumping with J-Wow & Snookie, hoping that they are DTF?

This story is just ridiculous…some dude from Australia just got entered into the Guinness Book Of World Records for collecting the most belly button lint. I shared a creepy story of how when I was a kid I collected my finger & toenails after I cut em off…I would put them in empty Tic-Tac cases. Yes, I know this is completely normal. I had dozens of these cases filled with them…the fact that I didn’t become a serial killer is shocking as I look back on my disturbing collection. Based on this, we took calls from people that shared the dumb things they currently, or used to collect:

Toppy – Collected his long hair after he cut it off.

Stephanie – her ex when he was in a Frat, the pledges class collected condom wrappers.

Shawn – Collected Pogs.

Barry – his cousin collected castrated bull testicles when he was 6 years old.

Nicholas – Collected Monopoly Games

Craze’ 8 – Collects all the memorabilia for A Bugs Life

Adam – Golf Balls..over 230 of them.

Brad – WWE Action Figures

Todays Video Blog features Steve & Berneta, who came in and surprised BJ with their costumes.

Here is the same VLOG for you iPHONE users.

It’s taken a couple of decades, but I think we’ve finally figured out the best use for this internet thing. Al Gore should be proud.

Whats going down my pumpkin smashing blogging Rock-O-holic? This Sunday is Halloween. A day when kids get lots of candy and nuts and men get to look at lots and lots of sluts. Which by the way ladies, god bless you and your slutty costumes. I purpose we come up with one day a week were girls dress up in their sluttiest Halloween costume…how bout say…Monday? It sure would make Mondays suck less. So with it being Halloween, I wanted to theme my blog around “tricks” and “treats”.

Treat: Movies
Trick: Subtitles

I love movies. I don’t consider myself a movie buff but I will rent the hell out of a movie. I’ll pay $20 at a theater to watch a flick….cuz I’m crazy. As much as I love Movies, I hate subtitles. Who goes to a movie to read?? I watch movies specifically to avoid reading books. And now your telling me when I watch this movie I also have to simultaneously read the book? Pass.

Treat: Football
Trick: Chris Berman

Football is the greatest sport ever invented in the history of the world. WAY better then tetherball. The only and I mean only thing that really bugs me with the NFL is that Chris Berman gets to cover it. This guy hasn’t said a single funny thing in over 20 years but every week he shows up with “fresh” new material that like every other week makes me just hate him more. Most over rated person in broadcast history. In my book “He could…go …all…the.. way” to hell.

Treat: Grapes
Trick: Raisins

Love grapes. They’re great. Tasty healthy treat. So how come when you dry them out do they suck so bad. I HATE raisins. It all stems from kindergarten. Back in kindergarten everyday we had snack time. And everyday one kid was designated to bring snacks for the whole class. Well in my class all the rest of the kids would bring awesome snacks like cakes, ice-cream, candy bars ect. My Mom on the other hand would always send me with boxes of raisins. To the point when the teacher would announce who would be bringing the snacks the next day, when it was my turn all the kids would say “Oh No!!!!! JEETZ is going to bring raisins.” Some would even cry. Its something I’ve never fully recovered from and to this day if I see a California Raisin walking down the street I will beat the hell out of him.

Treat: The West Coast
Trick: Oregon

The West Coast is the best coast except for the fact that Oregon is part of it. Could Oregon try to be Washington any more?? I bet if givin the choice the people of Oregon would gladly vote to change the name of their state to Washington #2. And there sooooooo stupid down in Oregon. They don’t even know how to pump there own gas. And look at the mascots for their two biggest Universities….The Ducks….and The Beavers. Enough said.

Treat: Getting Wasted
Trick: Hangovers

Now if you’re like me, you’ve had enough hangovers in your life that its now just an accepted part of your life. Of course they’re never fun. And sometimes they’re down right crippling. A major hangover can make you question your life decisions. And will make you lie to yourself by using these four little words..”I’m never drinking again”… yeah right. How can something that is so much fun one day completely ruin the next day? What a cruel cruel joke that is. Its like winning a million dollars but getting hit by a bus before you can cash in your ticket. Wait…did I just compare getting drunk to winning a million dollars? Because in reality getting drunk is like winning 2 million dollars. Speaking of millions of dollars, if someone out there can invent a booze that gets you smashed with zero hangover…you’ll be able to buy Canada. Until then, do what I do and drown that hangover in gallons of Gatorade. I prefer Lemon Lime myself.

With it being Halloween weekend I’ll give you an early treat. Check out the Kickass video by Avenged Sevenfold for the song “Nightmare”. Song/video is very Halloween appropriate.

Have a great Halloween and go look at some sluts.

Don’t waste your day, Go Get WASTED!!!

JEETZ