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Leave a Comment | Posted by Jolene on June 30, 2010

6/30/2010

Woot, woot 2 days till Vegas! Don’t know about you but I need a break, or to at least get out of town to blow off some steam. 

BlS won out again tonight in the Cockfight.  The Doom Crew goes for win #6 tomorrow night.

Zepp news!

Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page has been hit with a copyright lawsuit over the 1969 song “Dazed and Confused.” Jake Holmes says he wrote the song for his debut album in 1967. No word on why it took him 41 years to file his complaint, but if victorious, he can collect damages only from the last three years because of the statute of limitations.

In the past Holmes said that Page heard the song when he shared a New York bill with The Yardbirds, Page’s band prior to Led Zeppelin. Page has always denied having any knowledge of the song.

This isn’t the first time Page and Zeppelin have been sued for copyright infringement. The late bluesman Willie Dixon successfully sued them over “Whole Lotta Love,” which was taken from his song, “You Need Love,” as well as their take on another of his songs, “Bring It on Home.” They were also sued over “The Lemon Song,” which is a take on Howlin’ Wolf’s “Killing Floor.”

I’ve got hella work to do and I’m having a hard time keeping my eyes open…ruh roh.

Laters!
Jolene

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Thrill on

“Hola Gotta Have Itolas,

Yesterday, the Seattle Museum of Flight broke ground on a $12,000,000 gallery to house a retired space shuttle capsule.  Sounds pretty cool, but this is what you need to know; there are no guarantees that the Museum of Flight (or any of the other 7 or so competitors) will even GET one of the three shuttles.  Before you question the wisdom of building an exhibition center with no exhibition, just know that a new gallery is a precondition for even being considered.  NASA is requesting a ‘build it and they will come’ mentality, not realizing that ‘Field of Dreams’ was a movie, not a documentary for how to attract business, but I digress.  As a space nerd myself, I’m hoping we get one of the shuttles, but we’ll see.  Meanwhile, in Vegas, a set of three chest x-rays of Marilyn Monroe sold for $45,000.  Why anyone would spend that much for x-rays, I don’t know, but they did.  Also this week, someone spent $190,000 on Michael Jackson’s infamous jeweled glove (I don’t want to even think about what it may have touched), $180,000 on a Jimi Hendrix guitar and $66,000 on hand- written lyrics to ‘Purple Rain’ from Prince.  That’s the thing about memorabilia, essentially it’s meaningless, but when you can get your hands on it, you will.  Today we wanted to know what you would overspend your money on:  WHAT PIECE OF MEMORABILIA OR HISTORICAL ITEM WOULD YOU LIKE TO OWN?

I want one of the astronaut suits they wore on the Moon during the Apollo missions and I want gene Simmons’ axe bass.  Both speak to my inner nerd.

A piece of the Kingdome, which, with all things considered, seems like something that could have been done?

The Bat Mobile from the 1st Batman Movie, the one with Michael Keaton

The mask from Friday the 13th

The issue of Rolling Stone Magazine following Jim Morrison’s death

The Delorean from ‘Back to the Future’

The chainsaw from the ‘Evil Dead’ movie franchise

Would like to have the first Bible ever

One of the cameras used by the Apollo astronauts on the moon

Slash’s top hat

Captain Kirk’s command chair

The mini- Stonehenge from Spinal Tap

The cardboard cutout of Kelly Kapowski from ‘Saved by the Bell’

The rug that was peed on in the Big Lebowski

The banjo from Deliverance

The police car from the Blues Brothers

There were about a million more submissions, but I’m just gonna stop here.

Time to figure out what to eat for dinner, bitches.

Until tomorrow, rock on and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

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The morning started off with BJ asking this question…

“Someone on our show went to the 2:30 AM showing of Twilight Eclipse, who do you think it was?”

We got a ton of calls from people guessing who it was, and I am proud to say that no one thought it was me that went to the film. Oddly enough Topshelf was the first one guessed by someone calling in, which I thought was strange…as the only way Toppy would go is if Stiffler was in the film. The reason why the guy calling in picked Toppy is that he thought maybe Toppy’s gal made him go since she is a younger chick…solid guess, but he was wrong. Turns out it was Double R that went…hell he even showed up with his commemorative Twilight cup & popcorn bucket, which we gave him crap for…Dub said it didn’t cost too much, but I would say that it cost him his dignity. Double R tried explaining the movie to us…boy this movie sounds ridiculous. I just don’t get it. I guess I need to be a girl to understand this whole Twilight crap, but from what was explained to me…the movie is about a vampire, a werewolf, and a human girl. She is dating the vampire, but the werewolf wants her. She wants to become a vampire, but the vampire doesn’t want her to be….but he wants to marry her, but as a human she will grow old while he stays the same age. Now the werewolf wants to be with the human girl, and the vampire guy can read his mind & knows that teen-wolf wants her, yet he will leave the human girl in his hands to protect her when he is off doing vampire stuff. This is so beyond stupid…why would you leave your gal with a guy that wants her…a shirtless werewolf no less.

This movie sounds stupid!!!

During news I talked about how 5 bears had to be euthanized because had become “so dangerously habituated to people” – the reason why is that investigators believe one Oysterville resident had been feeding the bears for some time, spending some $4,000 a year on dog food to feed the bears. Well, the bears have become used to being around humans which could lead to terrible results. So they euthanized the bears & turned it into bear meat & gave it to an area food program. This got me wondering what bear meat would taste like…a few guys called in & one person said that it’s “an acquired taste.” I hate when people say that…hell bird dook could be an “acquired taste.”

This is hilarious…if you listened to us this morning, you heard us talking about how Toronto closed downtown for the G-20 summit, including the big mall down there…and some crazy guy who wanted to get into a shopping mall stood outside of the locked doors and ranted like he was protesting the government.  Here is the video:

Today’s Video Blog features Double R showing off his “sweet” new Twilight memorabilia.

Here is the same VLOG for you iPHONE people:

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Men, I have to apologize but today is the opening day of Twilight and unfortunately it’s a huge, huge event. The only reason we started talking about this is because Double R went and saw it at 2:30 this morning!

Guys, this is the sign of things to come; they always talk about how men rule the world but the biggest movies that open are either crossover movies (one a guy and chick can watch together) or chick movies. I can’t think of the last real guy movie.

Isn’t this a “man’s world”? Our movies aren’t receiving the same amount of fanfare as the stupid Twilight franchise.

Personally I think the Harry Potter movies were much better then anything I’ve seen with the Twilight films. The last movie, New Moon, was atrocious!

What’s funny to me is that everybody made fun of the Star Wars guy who camped out in front of Cinerama for a month but now we have all of these teenage girls camping out for weeks at the Port Angeles movie theatre (it’s the closest theatre to Forks, WA — where the movie is based in). All of the stuff that us guys did for the love of our movies and got made fun of for are now the things these girls are doing!

 I can’t believe that the biggest openings and the biggest movie premieres are now just for girls. I can’t believe that they are able to support this franchise.

I also can’t believe that the movie website Rotten Tomatoes gave a funny movie like Grown Ups 7%, but gave this crap 51%.

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Thrill on June 29, 2010

“Hola Vladimirolas,

Maybe you heard, a Russian spy ring was busted here in the States yesterday and it turns out that two of the 10 ‘ruskies’ had ties to Seattle.  They were a married couple (who we’ll call Boris and Natasha) and they lived in the Decatour apartments in First Hill for a year years before moving to Arlington, Virginia late last year.  Like characters from a Clancy novel, these spies wrote with invisible ink, hid messages in public images and even did the whole “oh, hey, sorry I bumped into you” method of passing messages.  They were SO clever, in fact, they were caught.  Congratulations.  At least Boris and Natasha TRIED to be covert.  www.komo4.com is running an article today about how Facebook has made the lives of divorce attorneys considerably easier, or considerably more difficult, depending on which client you’re representing.  For example, in a child custody battle, a husband was undone after he tried to persuade the judge that he DIDN’T have anger management issues like his wife was saying… and they may have believed him, but when your Facebook profile says, “If you have the balls to step to me, I’ll kick your ass into submission”, well, your argument goes down like the Hindenburg.  Social networking knows no depths to human stupidity, but you already knew that.  The thing is it makes spying easy, and we’ve ALL spied on someone for some reason at some point in our lives and today we wanted to know your story:  WHO DID YOU SPY ON, WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING FOR AND WERE YOU HAPPY WITH THE END RESULT?

Let’s just get to it:

Used to watch the people across the street having sex… sounds good, but in reality, normal people pretty much suck in bed and aren’t much fun to watch.

Spied on her fiancé to see if he was cheating… he was.  Get used to this story as its pretty much all we heard today

Spied on his friend who he suspected of making illegal trades in his fantasy baseball league… he was right

Used to spy on his buddy’s 19 year old neighbor, who enjoyed being naked

Uses a ‘logger device’ (not a chainsaw, bitches) which records every key stroke.  He originally used it to bust a roommate who was downloading a ridiculous amount of porn (if there is such a concept) onto his computer.  He later used it to find out his girlfriend was cheating and he still uses it now to feed his well- founded paranoia

Spied on his girlfriend using a GPS tracker.  Found out she was getting some side action.

Thought her ex was doing hard drugs… set up surveillance and caught him in the act.  When she confronted him about his drug use, he chased her around the apartment with a hatchet, which, by the way, is another sign of heavy drug use.

Bought an alarm clock/ spy camera (you go, James Bond) and proved that he WAS NOT a pill popping drug addict.  See, he’d been prescribed pain killers but was going through them at an alarming rate so, naturally, everyone assumed he was an addict and no one believed his protests.  Set up surveillance and caught his step father stealing his stock.

SIT AND SPIN

It’s Tuesday, so did a little Sit and Spin action with Jolene, but I’ll let you read about here:

Alright bitches, adios.

Until tomorrow, shake your money maker and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

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Comments (1) | Posted by Jolene on

6/29/2010 Sit N Spin!!!

Yet another week, another list and still can’t shake friggin Celine Dion!  Don’t hate I didn’t compile the list!

For Sit N’ Spin we featured the Top 10 from Spinner.com’s 77 Most Unforgettable Movie Songs.

I’ll list the Top 10 and feature the rest after.
10. Chad Kroeger, ‘Hero’ (‘Spider-Man,’ 2000)
The Nickelback frontman teamed with the lead singer of Saliva for this two-fisted salute to, like, fire-fighters, eagles, spiders and stuff. HUGE song. HUGE movie. HUGE moolah. — JP

9. Jennifer Warnes & Bill Medley, ‘The Time of My Life’ (‘Dirty Dancing,’ 1987)
Nobody puts Baby in the corner! This mom-rock classic from Warnes and Medley provided the beat for Jennifer Gray and Patrick Swayze’s climactic dance in ‘Dirty Dancing,’ which proved that sometimes it is okay to hook up with the help. — JP

8. Celine Dion, ‘My Heart Will Go On’ (‘Titanic,’ 1997)
… And on, and on. After a billion plays in 1990 alone, Celine’s inescapable, Oscar-winning theme to one of the highest-grossing films in history is still getting airplay at weddings across the land. As “king of the world,” Leo DiCaprio should issue a royal decree that this song never be heard again. — JP

7. Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band, ‘Old Time Rock and Roll’ (‘Risky Business,’ 1983)
Bob Seger never imagined that his all-American salute to the days of old would forever conjure images of Tom Cruise’s tighty whities in ‘Risky Business.’ Good thing they didn’t use ‘Like a Rock’ instead. — JP

6. Peter Gabriel, ‘In Your Eyes’ (‘Say Anything,’ 1989)
You have to respect a man who’s willing to suffer for love — and given how long he held that boombox over his head in ‘Say Anything,’ John Cusack’s arms must have been killing him. He might have gotten the girl quicker if he’d played Gabriel’s ‘Sledgehammer’ instead. — JP

5. The Righteous Brothers, ‘Unchained Melody’ (‘Ghost,’ 1990)
Who knew pottery could be so hot? Demi and the Swayze got down and dirty in ‘Ghost’ to this 1965 Phil Spector-produced hit by the Righteous Brothers, and cleaned up with a $214 million paycheck. We still blush a little when dad gives mom a clay vase for Christmas. — JP

4. The Bee Gees, ‘You Should Be Dancin” (‘Saturday Night Fever,’ 1977)
Only the Bee Gees could have scored the moment when the original JT catches a fever on the dance floor in this cinematic ode to disco. And you thought Justin got the inspiration for his ‘Rock Your Body’ video all by himself? Think again. — MTC

3. Elton John, ‘Tiny Dancer’ (‘Almost Famous,’ 2000)
Give it up to Cameron Crowe for making Elton John’s ‘Tiny Dancer’ the new ‘100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.’ ‘Almost Famous’ was an open love letter to rock ‘n’ roll, and this scene was the little heart over the “i.” — MTC

2. Eminem, ‘Lose Yourself’ (‘8 Mile,’ 2002)
If ‘8 Mile’ is the hip-hop ‘Rocky,’ then ‘Lose Yourself’ is rap’s answer to ‘Eye of the Tiger.’ Not only did Em’s acting skills earn $300 million at the box office, he scored the biggest hit of his career and got to shout out co-star Mekhi Phifer as he spoils the film’s entire plot in the song. — JP

1. Queen, ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ (‘Wayne’s World,’ 1992)
By itself, this operatic rocker has nothing to do with “party time,” but when the tape is popped into the deck of Garth’s “Mirth Mobile” in ‘Wayne’s World,’ Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ gives rise to music’s most excellent cinematic moment. Let the triumphant head-banging begin! — JP

And here is the rest of the list!!
http://www.spinner.com/2010/06/25/unforgettable-movie-songs
Hope you survived Sit N Spin this week, at least you didn’t have to witness Miles doing his imitation of Clint Howard.

Yikes!   Don’t forget I have Slash tickets tonight!  Mwah! Jolene

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Jeetz on

What’s up you sunless blogging Rock-O-holic? On todays blog I tackle the one thing EVERYONE in the Puget Sound keeps talking about……Where the Hell is The Sun?????? I’m no different. I recently moved into a new pad equipped with a pool and hot tub and I’ve spent WAY more time looking at them from my window then actually hanging out in them. We sit here patiently waiting for The Sun for 8 months out of the year with the reasonable expectation of enjoying a little sunshine during our summer. And before you e-mail me how you enjoy a mild summer and kinda like the rain…hold that thought…..and shut up. If you like the rain so much go hang out in your shower this summer. Those are the same Emo/Goth dorks who wear skinny jeans and are begging for a big ‘Ole slap to the face. Another person who I don’t need to hear from is the person who tells the “Summer doesn’t start in Seattle till July 5th” joke…. Yeah dude, that joke is 100 years old and you delivering it like you just thought of it off the top of your head is about as annoying as The Sun never coming out. Don’t make me line you up with Emo/Goth dork…..you’ll catch a hot one.

So I checked the 10 day forecast and saw that everyday had either the word “cloudy” or “rain” in it. BUMMER!!! That takes us to July 9th as the earliest our summer will start if this holds up. “So why is The Sun eluding us JEETZ?” you ask. Well I figured out were The Sun will be hanging out this summer. This is insight that you’ll only get on Blogging Under the Influence and insight that Walter Kelly is to scared to give you. Where will The Sun be????

1) Los Angeles California. Through my connections I’ve been able to confirm that the Sun has been spotted all over Southern California. It totally makes sense too. From what I’ve been told is that the Sun has been getting a big head because everyone keeps telling it that its sooooo HOT. So what does the Sun do???? Got implants and moved to Hollywood! The Sun has been an extra in almost every movie ever made but now appears ready for a starring role. I’ve heard rumors that Julianne Moore has already refused to co-star because she’s afraid she’ll disintegrate. As of now I hear the Sun is a waitress at Hooters but tells everyone its an actor.

2)Arizona. This one make total sense if you think about it. Why do you think the Sun would kick it in Arizona???? Because its 4 1/2 billion years old. And The Sun probably wants to take a break from all the glitz of L.A. and hang out with people its own age. You can just see it now….Mildred, Gus, Gertrude, Gene, and the Sun hitting up some shuffle board at the spa. Maybe playing 18 at one of the many world class golf courses AZ has to offer. And at 4 1/2 Billion years old The Sun would be one of the oldest things in AZ right behind racism and John McCain.

3)Las Vegas Nevada. Everyone knows how much of a gambling problem The Sun has. Who hasn’t heard that? The Sun is also quite the booze hound and has been known to get real sloppy. What better place to mix those two vices than Vegas? When temps hit 120 degrees+ that means The Sun is wasted. More importantly The Sun will be down in Vegas this weekend cuz Ryan Castle will be down there and if anyone needs a little Sun its Ryan Castle.

4)Florida Coast. The sun is an environmentalist…you know….because its part of the environment and has been seen down in Florida trying to help with the efforts to clean up the disaster of a mess BP left for everyone. Thumbs up to ya The Sun.

So why not Seattle????? Well in fairness to The Sun it spent all last summer here and it probably wants to use its vacation time somewhere else. Plus everytime The Sun checks the 10 day forcast its never sunny………..

Don’t waste your day, Go Get Wasted!!!

JEETZ

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Leave a Comment | Posted by STP on

So if you weren’t able to attend the New Originals show at El Corazon, here is a video that our bud Seth took…one of my fave moments…double drumming with Ryan Castle on Sabbath’s War Pigs!

 

Here we are rocking “Fight For Your Right To Party” with Thee Ted Smith & Ben The Psycho Muppet on vocals.

This “Rocky Mountain Rambo” guy is insane. Have you been paying attention to Gary Faulkner? This is the guy who took a trip to Pakistan to hunt down Osama Bin Laden. Yesterday he was doing the TV media rounds (The Early Show, The View, Letterman, etc)…while on the Early Show, Gary talked about how he is on dialysis, but he couldn’t do it while he was in Pakistan, and when he got back he was pretty sick. His response to that….“Chicken ain’t nothing but a bird, and God hates a coward.” Haha—this guy is INSANE!!!!

So apparently we had some spies living in our own backyard. If you haven’t heard…there were 10 Russian spies found here in the States, accused of serving as secret agents of Russia’s intelligence service (SVR) carrying out long term, deep cover assignments in the U.S. on behalf of Russsia. Well, 2 of the spies are former Seattle residents…they lived in Capitol Hill. Why the hell were they here? Did they go to the wrong Capitol Hill…thinking they were in D.C.? Also…I didn’t realize we were having issues with Russia. I thought we were cool. Do we need to get Rocky to fix things again…like he did when he helped end the Cold War.

Thanks to Louis CK for joining us…Louis is a hero to me as not only did he give us the great show Lucky Louie on HBO (sadly only lasted one season), but he wrote & directed Pootie Tang. Sadly he said he has no intentions of making a Pootie Tang sequel, but Louis does have a great new show on FX that premieres tonight on FX at 11pm. We got to see the pilot episode in advance, and it’s a real funny cool show:

Apparently back when BJ lived in Boston & was trying to do stand up comedy, BJ would run into Louis CK, who was also breaking into the stand up world…BJ mentioned that to Louis & thanked him for being cool to BJ even though BJ wasn’t on the same level as Louis when it came to stand up….mind you this was around 20 years ago, and Louis said “I remember you BJ.” I thought that was pretty cool that he remembered BJ, that is until after the interview BJ described how he looked when he did stand up…he had slicked out crazy hair, and wore a super geeky outfit with 2 ties. Yes, I said 2 ties….of course Louis would remember BJ if that is what he looked like? Ray Charles would remember BJ based on what he wore!

Today’s Video Blog features Double R getting hit on by a dude on Facebook i.m.!!!!

Here is the same VLOG for you iPHONE people.

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Today we talked about Guy Faulkner, the guy who flew to Pakistan to find Osama Bin Laden.  Unfortunately for Guy, he did not accomplish his mission; the authorities picked him up and brought him to back to the States again, and since then he has been making the rounds with all the talk shows.

A listener named Adam called in today, telling us we were idiots for how we reacted to him and that we should be sending the crazy rednecks from here to find Osama Bin Laden like Guy did.

The problem is that Guy admitted he was a thief in the past, and this shows he has boundary issues and that he’s hurt people in the past. Faulkner has an “I don’t give a crap” attitude which is why he’s stupid enough to go hunt down the world’s most wanted fugitive! 

Why would we think of letting stupid rednecks run around with guns, possibly kill innocent people over there while looking for Osama? They think they’re tough over here, but there is nothing compared to the extremists over in that sandbox.

I’m scared that this Guy Faulkner can walk around with out medication.

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Jolene on June 28, 2010

6/28/2010

What a great weekend!  Artopia in Georgetown Saturday, The New orginals show Sunday and one hellova great Loud And Local last night.  The podcast is up so peep it!

BLS beat out Chevelle tonight in the Cockfight.

I will have even more Slash tickets for you tomorrow night!

I think you will get a nice kick out of tomorrow’s Sit N Spin with The Mens Room! Nothing British I swear.

This story blew me away….how in all of my Skynrd knowledge did I not know about the back up singer who had a dream and wouldn’t take the flight……

LYNYRD SKYNYRD: Back-Up Singer Dies
 
Onetime Lynyrd Skynyrd back-up singer Deborah Jo White, who performed with the band under her maiden name, Jo Jo Billingsley, died of cancer Thursday at her Cullman, Alabama home. She was 58. White toured with Skynyrd from 1975 to 1977 and claimed to have dreamed that the band’s plane would crash two nights before it happened on October 20th 1977. That’s why she wasn’t on board when it did. In 2006, White sang with all the original surviving members when Skynyrd was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Current Skynyrd singer Johnny Van Zant told the Cullman Times White would be missed. “

Way to leave you on a good note, sorry!

Bye!
Jolene

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