So Kendra Wilkenson (Hugh Hefner’s ex) has a sex tape out, and it’s out selling Kim Kardashian’s sex tape…which comes to no big surprise. The Kardashian sex tape stinks…not her fault, it was the guy that she was starring with that made it bad…some dude name Ray Jay. Most of that video is Ray Jay hamming it up on camera…yuck! Kendra didn’t want it to be released, but now that it is being released she is pocketing cash…so far she has made $600,000. This pissed BJ off. I have 2 theories as to why she is “ok” with this sex tape:

1. She needs the cash because she no longer has Hugh bank rolling her life.
2. She needs validation that see is still sexy since she recently had a baby…so maybe the fact that people are buying her video & lusting after her makes her boost her self esteem.

Vicky Barcelona shared a great story about how she just found out that a girl she went to high school is now a porn star…she goes by the name of Barbie Love, and we noticed that she is in 7 movies so far:

1. S********! 2
2. C** & Gone
3. All Teens 2
4. 18 & Easy 8
5. Barely Legal 74
6. Freshly F***** 4
7. Filthy’s First T**** 5

Props to her for making it in the Barely Legal franchise!!! Based on this chat, we got this funny email:

Hey speaking of the current topic, some chick I went to school with got into porn. She was a couple grades under me. A couple years after I graduated I heard some friends talking about it. The funny thing was, in one of them she was wearing our high school cheerleader uniform. Yep she was a cheerleader too. There was about 4 or 5 movies she did, man it was hot. Even some chick on chick action, wayyy hot.
Marc

In subsequent emails I learned that it was Shorecrest High School, and the school went after her for that movie! Wow…go Highlanders!!!!!

Today’s Video Blog features some awesome Bar B Que food that our bud Bo from Tacoma brought us!!!!

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    What up blogger? not that nice out today but not to bad eithier in my book. I get how the weather works now in this city and I am predictating a great summer. I think that we had a warm winter and then we have to deal with all the clouds and chilly temps untill July 10th. yeah thats right I am saying July 10th. There will be some great days in between now and then but I really think the weather will break for good around July 10th. Now see how eay that was for me to make prediction on weather? maybe I could have a reilty show called “Weather-guy” it’s a show about how a radio DJ also knows the REAL weather and when it is coming. I think my point is that they have relity shows on just about anything, but it does not mean you have to watch them. I also think that there is so much infomation at our finger tips that people end up watching these awful (side bar I just typed a f-bomb and then relized after the line i should edit that out) shows because well I don’t know why we watch them. Christ I watch them too so who am I to talk. The whole thing about the weater is my honset thought though. July 10th its

“Hola monitorolas,

Health authorities have suspended the medical license of 72 year old Leonard D. Hudson, a doctor at the University of Washington.  What did he do to lose his license?  According to officials, our friend Leonard was providing Oxycontin to a pain- killer addicted woman in exchange for sex.  Apparently, the good doctor did the swap about 30 times between October of last year and this past March.  That’s bad, but even worse are the results of a routine review of staff members at an agency that oversees offshore drilling.  We all know about the BP oil “leak” on April 20th that CONTINUES to spew oil into the Gulf of Mexico… well, the people charged with overseeing such things were busy surfing porn, taking bribes from the oil industry, and in one case, working while tweaking on crystal meth.  And then there’s Lindsay Lohan; this idiot missed ANOTHER mandatory court appearance while doing blow on a yacht in France.  She’s not in jail (like any of the rest of us would be) but she will have to submit to drug and alcohol tests every two weeks AND she has to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet.  It’s the same kind of bracelet she wore back in 2007 and, looking ahead, the same one she’ll wear 2012, 2014, 2015 and 2017.  Now, imagine there was an INFIDELITY bracelet; Tiger Woods and Jesse James have done all of the obligatory apologies but how long do you think they’d last if they had to wear one?  How about a nicotine bracelet we could hook up to President Obama to find if he really DID quit smoking…again.  We’re not here to point fingers at others, we’re here to point the finger at ourselves.  Whether you surf porn, pick your nose or pluck scabs more than you’d ever admit, we wanted to know:  IF WERE FORCED TO WEAR A BRACELET THAT MONITORS __________, I’D BE SCREWED!

Picking her nose… the real question is; where do you put the boogers?  Roll them up and fling them?  Wipe them under the sofa?

Being late… we’re assuming that she means for appointments and work and not her monthly visitor.

Pre-noon drinking… it only matters if it’s before work

Her sex addiction… she’s not just addicted, she finds a way to have sex at least once a day

Being lazy

How many times she thinks about her crush… we just wanna know WHAT you’re thinking, you dirty little monkey

Masturbation… hell, everyone would get busted, it would just be a matter of how many times you get busted in a week… or a day

Porn at work… see above

Finger checking the belly button… how many of you are there?

Smoking… he smokes a pack a day, but no one knows… yet

Gambling, and how much he lies about it… he already lost his 401k, BUT, thanks to his addiction, he’s replaced it.

Illegal downloads

Checking out women’s asses… amen

Driving without insurance… you’re rolling the dice, my man!

Every time he farts… I don’t need a monitor.

SIT AND SPIN

So Jolene came in today, as she does every Tuesday, for another installment of Sit and Spin.  This week she brought Sergeant Hair Club, and today they presented us a pretty cool episode… the original versions of hit songs you never knew were covers.  I’d tell you all about it, but Jolene has typed up a little something on HER blog, so here’s a link to it, bitches!

Time to hit the road!

Until tomorrow, rock and roll and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

5/25/2010

So last week Hairclub sent me a “I have an idea” email.  Believe it or not it was a good idea!  Read below and hope you enjoyed Sit N Spin Hairclub style today!

It’s one thing when a band covers a song you know well: Metallica did Bob Segers ” Turn the Page”, Pearl Jam covered the Who’s “Love Reign O’er Me”, and we just got a pretty cool version of Bad Company’s “Bad Company” by Five Finger Death Punch. Then again there’s plenty of songs that you know real well, but maybe you didn’t know they were covers, or if you did, maybe you never heard the originals. Here a sampling of 10 of em.

And for the songs!

20. “TAINTED LOVE” SOFT CELL
19. “TAINTED LOVE” GLORIA JONES 1968

18. “HUSH” DEEP PURPLE 1968
17. “HUSH” BILLY JOE ROYAL 1967

16. “LOUIE LOUIE” KINGSMEN 1963
15. “LOUIE LOUIE” RICHARD BERRY and The Pharahos written by Berry in 55′ recorded in 57.

14. “WILD THING” THE TROGGS 1966 (Hendrix did it as well as Sam Kinneson)
13. “WILD THING” THE WILD ONES Chip Taylor in the band, was the writer. 1965

12. “I GOT MY MIND SET ON YOU” GEORGE HARRISON 1988, last album before the Wilbury’s.
11. “I GOT MY MIND SET ON YOU” JAMES RAY 1963, was the co writer.

10. “THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT” TOKENS 1961, Robert John 1972.
 9. “WIMWOEH” SOLOMAN LINDA AND THE EVENING BIRDS 1939, hit in Africa in the 40’s.

 8. “THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD” NIRVANA 1993, Unplugged
 7. “THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD” DAVID BOWIE, 1970, title track 3rd album.

 6. “HEY JOE” JIMI HENDRIX
 5. “HEY JOE, WHERE YOU GUNNA GO” THE LEAVES 1965, A few credited writers, many recordings.

 4. “SOMEBODY TO LOVE” JEFFERSON AIRPLANE 1967.
 3. “SOMEBODY TO LOVE” THE GREAT SOCIETY, Grace Slick, 1966 Written-Darby Slick, Atumn Rex.

 2. “WHOLE LOTTA LOVE” LED ZEP 1070, LED ZEP 2.
 1. “YOU NEED LOVE” MUDDY WATERS, written by Willy Dixon, 1962, 1966, Small Faces “You Need Lovin”.
Tune in to Sit In Spin next Tuesday!  Also don’t forget tune in tonight at 9 for the premiere of
New Hellyeah “Hell Of A Time” in The Cockfight!

Cheers,
Jolene

Today we read a story about an Indiana teacher who was fired for planning a “pregnant students” section in the yearbooks. It all started when a pregnant student took offence to another student asking to take a picture of her.

I don’t understand why this teacher got fired. The yearbook features the math club, the choir, and all of the athletics; these are all of the things that make up kid’s lives so what’s wrong with featuring these 10-12 girls that are going to be moms?

I thought having a kid is supposed to be a “wonderful thing” and here’s a guy who wanted to highlight it in a positive way and he gets punished for it

The extreme liberals have been telling us that teen pregnancy is not a big problem, that the girls should be able to keep their babies and be able to take them to daycare in school.

Ladies you can’t have it both ways…it’s a double standard. I would kick these girls out! The fact that the schools accommodate these girls is a sign of glorifying what they did wrong. Once they are kicked out they can choose to pay to get a private tutor if they want to continue to learn, or just live miserably for the rest of her life. Her biggest concern in life is no longer next week’s math test; it’s about the life growing inside of her.

That’s the problem with society; they don’t take into account what’s about to come out of that person. That being is the main priority, not if the mother knows what 2 + 2 is.

It’s unfortunate but I don’t think kids should be allowed to make that decision. When are we as adults going to step up and tell these teens that if they decide to have a baby, they are no longer allowed to do what kids do?

Toppy shared a story about a wedding that he was at over the weekend…it was his girlfriends brothers wedding, and Toppy caught the garter belt. Just like when the ladies catch the bouquet…the story behind catching the garter is that whoever catches it will be the next in line for getting married. Apparently when the husband tossed it…it was pretty much a direct pass to Topshelf, as his ladies family are all hoping that Topshelf will truly be the next one to get on a knee. This whole garter belt catching is ridiculous…whoever catches the garter then has to put the garter belt back on the bride…I’m sorry that is awkward that you are putting your hand up the leg of the new bride. Toppy was shocked that I said this…as he has caught the garter 3 times in his life, and he has never needed to put the garter back on. So I started wondering if I have gone to some strange weddings in my life, but then Double R, who used to be a wedding DJ, agreed with me. Double R shared the story of his days as a wedding DJ when he would encourage the “garter catcher” to put the garter high up on the wife’s leg, saying “the higher up the leg…the more years of happiness you will have.” Yes…nothing kicks off a new marriage on a happy note like watching another man, possibly a family member, copping a feel of your new bride.

Speaking of being happy in a relationship..if you listen to our show…I always provide this life lesson for the ladies…if you want to make your man happy, make him a sandwich. I get it, it sounds misogynistic…but it’s not. It’s like the magic wand…you can get your man to be willing to do lots of stuff if you make him a sandwich on a frequent basis. We are simple…and sandwich’s make us happy. Based on that…Andrew sent me this funny pic:

I love that 784 people “like” this reply…consider it 785 now!

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Since we’ve started here as hosts of Metal Shop, the metal world has experienced three major losses.

On April 14th, we mourned the loss of one of metals largest personalities – the one and only Peter Steele, vocalist of Carnivore and Type of Negative.

Just last week, we were all saddened by the death of Metal legend Ronnie James Dio. If it wasn’t for this man, the metal horns wouldn’t even exist.

And today, it has been confirmed that Slipknot bassist Paul Gray aka #2 was found dead in an Iowa hotel room.

Each of these individuals had unique and interesting things to add to the world of metal.

And while it’s important that we mourn the loss of our fallen metal heroes, it’s in their honor we continue to headbang. Instead of moping around, I suggest your rock “Bloody Kisses,” “Holy Diver” and “Iowa” all week long  – trust me, it’s the only way they would have wanted it!

Horns up to that!

R.I.P Paul Gray

5/24/2010

Tough Monday.  I played a block of Slipknot tonight at 8:30 in honor of Paul Grey.  I’m kind of at a loss for words and a little emotional today.  So I’ll just leave you with what I wrote about Paul for our mainpage at kisw.com

Tomorrow will be a better day.

Dear Rockaholics,
They say it always comes in 3’s. Peter Steele of Type O Negative, our beloved Ronnie James Dio and now Paul Grey, #2 and bass player for Slipknot.

I got a call from a friend back in Des Moines earlier today saying he died.

I’ll spare you the details and his past drug use and just share a few memories I had with him. I moved to Des Moines IA back in 1998 to work at Lazer 103.3. You don’t just volia’ on to KISW. Slipknot were exploding at the time. There was and continues to be such pride in the band and the guys, because they did it against all odds. I met Paul in a true casual rock n’ roll fashion, at a bar lock in. My old friend Amy Erickson (RIP) was bartending and her boyfriend at the time was there as well. Anyhow, it was a night of Heineken and Jagermiester. Paul was humble, chill and kind of soft spoken. He was very honest when he spoke of tours. There wasn’t any sugarcoating things. I remember when IOWA came out, getting together with some contest winners and going to dinner with he and Sid Wilson. If I remember correctly he picked up some or all of the tab and gave these stoked metal fans tons of free swag. Paul was a fixture in the social circle I was involved in, so there were many times we talked and so on. It’s kind of blurry to me now.

So please take a moment to say a prayer for Paul’s family (he has a baby on the way), friends, local community and music fans worldwide.

You can find more info about Paul Gray’s untimely death here.

If you or someone you know needs help here are a couple of places who can help.

http://suicidehotlines.com/national.html

http://www.addictioncareoptions.com/

-Jolene

“Hola card carryingolas,

Last week, some hot woman named Rima Fakih won the title of Miss USA.  Normally, no one cares who wins Miss USA unless they say something stupid, have naked pictures of themselves find their way to the world- wide- web or if they are your cousin.  This year’s winner is different; Rima has been getting all kinds of unwanted attention because she’s the first woman of Muslim decent to win the title.  There are some of us who suspect that’s ALSO part of the reason she won the title.  Come on, you know how it is; Brett Michaels just won “Celebrity Apprentice” AND he JUST had all manner of medical emergencies that were legitimately life- threatening, Michael Steele, chairman of the Republican National Committee, owes his position ENTIRELY on the election of Barack Obama, while Sara Palin owes her current notoriety to Hilary Clinton NOT being selected as a Presidential running mate, while Sonya Sotomayor was nominated for the Supreme court specifically BECAUSE she was of Latin decent… and because Clarence Thomas covered the obligatory ‘black justice’ role.  Not saying that they’re not qualified, but race was as important as their qualifications.  It’s not that much different than how the Academy Awards work; play someone who is gay or mildly retarded and you’ve just scored yourself an Oscar.  Sean Penn (“Milk”), Dustin Hoffman (“Rain Man”… yea, yea, Rain Man, Rain Man), Phillip Seymour Hoffman (“Capote”) and Tom Hanks (“Philadelphia” AND “Forrest Gump”) all know the formula.  Hell, the latest person- in- waiting is Erin Andrews, the ESPN reporter who’s stalker problems were well publicized is a finalist on “Dancing with the Stars” and if I were a betting man, I’d put my money on her.  Yea, yea, it all sounds so cynical, but some things are so predictable and transparent that being a cynic is the same as being a realist.  Everyone knows how the game works and sometimes it’s really annoying, but sometimes you can use it to your advantage, and that brings us to the question of the day:  WHEN YOU NEED TO GET AHEAD, WHAT CARD DO YOU PULL?

I’m not much of a ‘card carrier’ myself.  I despise playing the race card because (1) I’ve never felt the need, and (2) it eliminates any sense of truly earning something, which, for me, is not something I can personally tolerate.  We’ve all got our own thing, but my sense of pride is directly correlated to what I’ve earned on my own… it reduces the value and need of outside opinion.  That’s my personal code, for better or worse.   I also don’t play the ‘radio card’ because it’s irrelevant.  Love what I do, proud of what I do, but I don’t like the idea of diluting its worth.  Make no mistake, I’ll gladly accept the perks that come with the job, but I don’t like it when people use it to get perks that weren’t otherwise offered.

For those of you who do carry the card and don’t mind playing it:

Used his Purple Heart to get out of a ticket… hell, I’d buy you a drink if I found out you had a Purple Heart, or a fan of the show, or a Ravens fan or someone who just hates the Steelers, or I’m already drunk

Says his felonies HELP him get into schools… aw yes, thank the bleeding hearts who are always looking to ‘save someone’s soul’

Has his medical marijuana card… how does it help? Well, when he got pulled over for a quarter ounce of weed (which he bought completely  ILLEGALLY), instead of being hauled off to jail, he simply showed his “green” card and got off… and went home and got really, really, really high.

Plays the veteran card… and why the hell not?  It works AND you’ve earned the right.

Even more guaranteed than the veteran card is the DISABLED veteran card, and he’s got one.  Says there’s nothing you CAN’T get

The cancer card… not a card you want, but God knows it works.  Hell, John Edwards rode his wife’s breast cancer to new heights before he got caught nailing his side action in California.  His poll numbers were steadily climbing upward when he was whoring his wife’s cancer.  Isn’t that classy?

On that note, another submitter has the ‘my wife cheated card’… not sure how that works, but I imagine that it helps picking up chicks.  Women just LOVE a man in pain.

Law enforcement memorial plates… not only are they a tax write- off, they’re 95% effective in getting you out of a ticket.  This isn’t just my opinion, this was the sentiment of multiple officers who e- mailed.  Now you know.

Has an Oregon drivers’ license specifically to avoid paying Washington’s ridiculously high sales tax

Narcolepsy… say he uses it to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Plays the paralyzed wife card… the only thing I could imagine it would help with is getting OTHER women… but then you’re as bad as Jon Edwards, and nobody wants to be a Jon Edwards

OK bitches, time for me to bid you farewell… so farewell.

Until tomorrow, smile like you mean it and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

Today I received an “Irate Penile Email” from a guy named Liam who was upset about how on Friday I said that having children ruins people’s lives. Liam wrote that having children calmed him down and made him more responsible.

That’s not what children are for Liam, they aren’t supposed to do a damn thing for you.

That’s the problem in this country; people, mainly women, have children to fix something or make their lives better. Children are not here for you, you are here for them and that is why I say children will ruin your lives. You have to sacrifice whatever you have for them, and that’s the honorable thing to do.

Men need to know that children will ruin everything. Now if you are a strong person and you realize that you are there for them, it will be a great benefit for you. Your life will be drastically altered, but a new life will form from the ruins.

My life was completely ruined when I had my kids, but now I have another life that has risen from the ashes. I wouldn’t have been able to achieve it if I wasn’t a strong individual. That is the true thing a man will tell you, but he is wired and told not to.

Guys, don’t be cavalier when having kids, be strong and smart.