“Hola bitches,

Seattle is making national headlines after the results of a survey were made public.  Mayor Mike McGinn and both shades of his hair set up a website and asked residents for their ideas about what the city needs.  The ideas were posted on the website www.ideasforseattle.org and as of yesterday, the top three ideas were as follows; 1) expand subway and light rail, 2) legalize marijuana and tax it and 3) set aside some public areas for nude beaches.  While the rest of the country giggles, my initial thought was, ‘sounds like Seattle to me’.  In a city where puppies and jaywalkers can grab headlines, no one should be surprised that nude beaches and weed would be two of the top three priorities.  The bright side is, it goes to show that Seattle doesn’t suffer the same social ills as most American cities its size, or if it does, no one cares.  Either way,  here we are, minds racing with our own ideas for what the city needs, as in what it NEEDS, and things we’d love to see whether anyone needs them or not.  And, in a completely unrelated story, we found out this morning that teeny, tiny Gary Coleman has died… officially eliminating our chances of ever knowing what Willis was talking about.  For our Friday Fantasy question we asked:  WHAT DO YOU THINK THE CITY NEEDS, WHAT DO YOU WANT AND WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GARY COLEMAN?

To cut to the chase, no one cares that Gary Coleman is dead, BUT, we heard many jokes about him today.  Damn, everyone is quick.  The guy’s tiny body was still warm and the jokes were already making the rounds.

Here are some of the things you’d like to see here in the Emerald City:

A basketball team… or, ANOTHER basketball team

Higher speed limits and a people mover up Madison

A superhero (???)

Weed smoking bars

A winning sports team

Jewish delis… amen!

A GOOD theme park… in other words, something more than a water flume

Bars to stay open longer

An NHL team

Fewer liberals… anyone else notice that liberals are as conservative as conservatives?  They’re doing it wrong.

High speed trains

OK bitches, the three day weekend is upon us.  Personally, I don’t have any plans and bitches, I like it!  Might check out Iron Man 2, but that’s about it.

Until Tuesday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

    What up blogger? Rainy again today but thats ok. Sunday should be nice and remember that July 10th the sun returns for summer. Now this weekend is a huge match -up in the UFC. At UFC 114 the main event will be Rampage Jackson vs Rashad “SUGA” Evens. This fight has been a long time in the makeing, some people even saying that the bad blood started in 2004 at a local show in Cali. The first thing I want to bring up in this fight is that even those two guys hate each-other and I belive it is real is that I like both guys. I like how both fight and Rampage is a funny dude. Now I will tell you that I am pulling for Suga. I like his camp and the guys he trains with. I just liked the way they went about there bisness on the ultimate fighter last season. Rampage is funny and i would call him by his first name but I can’t spell it. He is a great fighter with about a dozen more fights than Suga. Rampage clearly has a power advated on the stand-up and has been getting back to his muy-tai stily of fighting useing more kicks and elbows. I think Suga wins for a couple of reasons. Number one is that I think Rampage is so mad that he will gas himslfe out if it goes more that a round. I think there is a great chance of him knocking Suga out in the first but  think Suga has speed and stay away from those huge bombs that Rampage throws. I think his speed and cadio is why Suga wins in a…I hate to say it but decsion

Today was a blast…we had Jim Norton on the show. Not only is Jim hilarious, but he is a fascinating dude. Jim is at the Showbox at the Market tonight…2 shows, 7 & 10 PM…we will be at these shows as well. Go here to get tix: http://showboxonline.com/market/events.php

Jim shared a great story about how for him…getting prostitutes wasn’t really about the sex…it was more about the hunt…the knock on the door…the unknown. He mentioned how it all stemmed from boredom…hell, at times he would just watch porn not because he was in the “mood” but rather because he was bored. Jim shared a story of how he would make the “hunt” more and more difficult, it even got to the pointn that he would hire a real masseuse to come over to his house, just to see if he could convince her to take things further…I had to ask him if he was able to convince them, and he said plenty of times…Jime said: “There’s nothing I love more than a recession.”

Based on all of these stories, BJ mentioned that the process he goes through to get a prostitute was so detailed that he was like a serial killer…a “serial john” – or as BJ said…he is like that TV character Dexter, hell…we could call Jim “Sexter.”

Jim is in a relationship now…I asked him how is he able to suppress these urges while in a relationship…When talking of his girlfriend, Jim calls her a “Bag of filth…she’s garbage.” He means that in a great way as she is a dirty girl, which is why he hasn’t cheated.

Today’s Video Blog features something really cool that we got in the mail that Jim Norton appreciated.

Here is the same VLOG for you iPHONE users.

Yesterday we talked with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and she refused to admit that she knew Jesse James was still married to Sandra Bullock the first time she had sex with him.

Now I’ve hung out with women my entire life and was always viewed as a sister and never a boyfriend, so I can tell you for a fact that women can sense when someone is full of crap. Women hate me when I say this but they are very intuitive and intelligent and they have amazing B.S. detectors so they know when someone is lying to them.  Women can never be lied to but they will delude themselves into believing that they are being lied to so they can behave badly.

Michelle wanted to have sex with Jesse James but she didn’t want to look bad, so she asked a question she knew was going to get a dishonest answer to make herself look better. That was her little fantasy that she played so she wouldn’t feel guilty. Women will use emotion as an excuse to behave badly when in reality they’re very intelligent and that’s why they demand to be considered equal to any man and to be in the same high ranking positions in society.

Guys have to understand this about women because most of us look for the simple solutions and we just agree with them just to shut them up. 

Women are very smart and they know when someone is lying to them and that’s why I don’t believe it when Michelle said she was “duped” when Jesse told her that he was separated from his wife. Bottom line, I believe Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is a whore.

5/27/2010

Whatta week. I won’t lie I’ve been down and out over Paul Grey’s death.  Yes we were friends back in the day.  That being said today was the first day I woke up feeling better. 
Little heads up on tomorrow’s BJ Shea Loud And Local Band of The Week Custom!  Go to BJ’s page and click on L&L Band for more.  Then tune in for more of their music Sunday night at 11pm for Loud And Local.

I’m sooooo looking forward to our Dude It’s Memorial Day Weekend…it starts tomorrow at 6!

Ya wanna know what sucks…..this stupid Arizona immigration law.  But you know this.  It sucks cause I love the beauty of the state and have family there.  Do I have to boycott my family?  Also Max from Soulfly, Dave Mustaine, Rob Halford and Alice Cooper all call AZ home.  But the more awareness to this backasswards law the better.

Rage Against the Machine singer Zack de la Rocha has teamed up with filmmaker Michael Moore to lead a new organization called The Sound Strike, which is encouraging artists to boycott Arizona over its controversial immigration law. And they’re encouraging artists and fans to join the boycott at TheSoundStrike.net.

Other artists who’ve joined The Sound Strike so far are Serj Tankian, Rise Against and de la Rocha’s Rage bandmate Tom Morello.
Have a great night gang!

Jolene

“Hola messolas,

Maybe you’ve heard, maybe you haven’t, but Coast Guard Admiral Thad Allen is saying that he’s being “cautiously optimistic” about British Petroleum’s latest attempt to stop the 37 day old oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.  In a nutshell, BP is pumping a bunch of mud into the leak, hoping to choke it, and then they plan to cement it shut.  Sounds obvious and low- tech, but so far it’s working better than any of the other ridiculous ideas they’ve tried over the last five weeks.  I’m just saying, most people I’ve ever encountered would attempt to plug a leak FIRST, before coming up with a bunch of desperate and silly ideas.  Anyway, while I’m glad the leak my finally be getting fixed, it was ALSO announced today that BP’s oil spill has surpassed the Exxon Valdez spill as the worst in U.S. history… so congratulations on that.  The 1989 Valdez spill saw 11 million gallons of oil ruin the Alaskan coast line, but BP’s spill has released anywhere from 19 million to 39 million gallons of oil.  Aside from the PR beating that BP and Big Oil are taking, the Obama Administration is coming under fire, the Gulf coast itself is devastated in many ways, not just environmentally.  Oh, and as more information comes out as to what led up to the initial explosion, well, let’s just say that BP has a big mess on it’s hands both figuratively and literally.  While we’re pretty confident that you, yourself, have never been responsible for an environmental catastrophe, we’re equally confident that you have created your own messes over the years.  Sometimes you make one decision and things snowball into something you can’t control and didn’t intend.  BP, Jesse James and Mike Huckabee’s pardoning of Maurice Clemmons are a few examples.  Today we wanted your story:  WHAT IS THE BIGGEST MESS YOU’VE EVER MADE?

The stories we got today were priceless, but they were also very long and detailed.  That’s not a complaint, but it’s why I’m not gonna go through them all here.  All you need to know is this, 80% of everyone seems to have had a bad experience with fire sprinklers.  I don’t know what it is, but we got a LOT of stories about unfortunate experiences with sprinklers, and none of those stories actually involved, say, FIRE.

Subsequently, we heard a lot stories involving fire, and none of THOSE stories seemed to involved water.  What gives?

I’ll leave you with that.

Until tomorrow, keep the faith and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

The show will be on June 17th at noon.  It’s the Thursday before Ozzy’s new album “Scream” hits stores so you’ll get a chance to check out a good chunk of the album before anyone else.

…And i didn’t even have to use my AK.

May 26 2010

YO!!!! What’s up my blogging Rock-O-holic???? Today I wanted to blog about friends. I consider myself really lucky to have some really cool/good friends. With that said they can ALL be a pain in the ass. “Why JEETZ” you ask am I thinking of this? Because I was asked something EVERYONE has been asked before. Those 5 dreaded dreaded words….”Can you help me move??” AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH…(let me compose myself) AHHHHHH (sorry). I can’t think of one thing I singularly hate more than moving. I hate moving more than I hate world hunger! And why is it that everyone I know moves into the biggest pain in the ass spots? Its like really?? “Your moving into the 8th floor of an apartment built on top of Mt. Rainier? Did you say cuz it has a great view? Oh whats that? No elevator you said??…… PERFECT.” But its your friend and you can’t say no. Nor should you expect much in the thanks for helping hookup. At least Pro Movers get a hourly wage. Whats your friend get you? Lunch? Couple beers? When you break it down you just broke your back in half for about 47 cents an hour. There are 7 year old kids in Thailand making shoes 18 hours a day looking at you going “Damn dude, you’re getting ripped off!!” So unless you are the biggest Caveman on the planet, then we can all agree that moving sucks. So why don’t we just give are friends the bird? Cuz they are our buddies, homies, compadres, and our family…….AND because we know they owe us and owe us BIG. The real reason anyone helps anyone move is because you’ll have to move sometime too. And its like movers credit. Soon you’ll get days worth of labor for a 6 pack and a burger. Now maybe some of you are just nice people and don’t mind helping people move. Well I think you should know that I hate you. But for the rest of you who are like me and the 99% of humans I’ve come up with a few other ways friends can be a pain.

1)Your friend forgets their wallet and asks if you can cover them….then they go on a wild spending spree.
2) Your friend pukes in your car and leaves that “Smell”
3)Your friend is always a half hour late and you have to start planning everything a half hour early.
4)Your friend gets a flat tire. Doesn’t have a spare… about 30 miles away from were you live.
5)Your friend has a smoking hot sister or Mom..well I did help them move so I guess….
6)Your friend always puts you in a 3rd wheel position when it was just supposed to be the 2 of you.
7)Your friend tells you the end of the movie “Fight Club” right before you’re about to watch it. That actually happened to me.

With that said I’m sure you’re like me and all this stuff is worth it because of all the good things they bring into your life.
But if you’re one of my friends…get ready…Because I’M MOVING IN A COUPLE WEEKS AND YOUR ASSES ARE GETTING PUT TO WORK!!!! Don’t worry, I’ll bring a sixer and a 99 cent double cheese burger and then we’re even.

Don’t waste your day, Go Get Wasted!!!

JEETZ

Hola food loverolas,

Cold Stone Creamery made the news today, albeit, not for the reasons they’d like.  Seems that their new milkshakes, loaded with 2010 calories and 68 grams of saturated fat, are the unhealthiest things you could drink, according to Men’s Health magazine.  I don’t know about you, but when I hear 2010 calories and 68 grams of saturated fat, I think ‘delicious’!  It’s often said, and I’m inclined to agree, if it’s bad for you, chances are, it tastes great, and subsequently, if its healthy, it probably tastes like a monkey’s butt… although, to be fair, I’ve never sampled a monkey’s butt.  Anyway, we all know that Brussels sprouts are healthier than Oreo cookies, tomato juice is infinitely healthier than orange soda and cucumbers will do your body better than mozzarella sticks, but while America obsesses about things like calories, saturated fat, salt, sugar and nutritional value, we decided that today we would throw caution to the wind and celebrate the foods we love to eat:  FOOD OR DRINK ONLY; WHAT IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’VE EVER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH?

Today’s question absolutely broke the record for responses.  Our e- mail inbox was full almost instantly.  People love their food.  Am I gonna go through it all?  No, not gonna happen.

Little ‘out of sorts’ today, for lack of a better term, so I’m gonna lay low and end the blog now.  Apologies all around.

Until tomorrow, do what you best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!”

Another radio show host mentioned something that I’ve been saying for quite a few years now — Seattle Mariners fans are more excited about the in between innings entertainment (the hat game and hydro races) than they are about who actually wins the game.

I have noticed that “aggressive cheering” is frowned upon…you get in trouble for calling a player a bum. It is so ridiculous how the Seattle baseball fan is treated, they are basically pacified.

They have “Pitch and Stitch” night where people bring in their sewing needles and knit while the game is going on. Are you kidding me? That’s about all the average Mariners fan cares about!

The one stat that stands out is that the Mariners are one of three teams that have never made it to the World Series. This is flat out embarrassing!

They have special nights with bobble heads and trains, and they celebrate the anniversary of “The Double” — I know it was a good season but they didn’t make it to the World Series.

This is like a little league game; it’s not about winning but how you play the game. I can assure you that if people keep this sort of mentality then you will never have a successful team. What’s the point of having a team here if the fans don’t give a crap?